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Ai-yah. Why is your face so fat?
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Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal

Ai-yah.Why is your face so fat?

Ai-yah.
Why is your face so fat?

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Ai-yah. Why is your face so fat?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:38
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Performed live at the Neptune Theater in Seattle, Washington, Jimmy O. Yang covers hilarious interactions with immigrant parents, his thoughts on Matt Damon, and whether ghosts will haunt one-bedroom apartments.
And your hair, ai-yah, it's gay. - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:05
And your hair, ai-yah, it's gay.
Sometimes it's like embarrassing for me - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:05
Sometimes it's like embarrassing for me
Because Asian people, we just got a different custom, you know? - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:04
Because Asian people, we just got a different custom, you kn...
Like my mom, when she goes shopping, - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:04
Like my mom, when she goes shopping,
She just buys shit because it's a good deal. - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:05
She just buys shit because it's a good deal.
I brought-- one time, I brought a full price shirt home, $20. - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:05
I brought-- one time, I brought a full price shirt home, $20...
She goes to Ross and she freaks out, - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:04
She goes to Ross and she freaks out,
If you want a good deal, you follow - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:05
If you want a good deal, you follow
You go to Costco, you see a sea of old Asian people, - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:07
You go to Costco, you see a sea of old Asian people,
You go to Whole Foods, never seen one old Asian motherfucker - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:06
You go to Whole Foods, never seen one old Asian motherfucker
And Asian people, we don't like to pay for atmosphere. - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:06
And Asian people, we don't like to pay for atmosphere.
Have you guys been to a Chinese grocery store? - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:05
Have you guys been to a Chinese grocery store?
You walk in there, there's just a frog jumping from one aisle - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:06
You walk in there, there's just a frog jumping from one...
Half the place place is an aquarium. - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:04
Half the place place is an aquarium.
I don't know why you ever pay for kids - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:07
I don't know why you ever pay for kids
That's a good deal. - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:04
That's a good deal.
All my friends in LA, all my hipster friends, - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:06
All my friends in LA, all my hipster friends,
You're trying to tell me I've been eating growth - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:08
You're trying to tell me I've been eating growth
All this organic stuff in America - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:06
All this organic stuff in America
You got like organic bed sheets, organic hand soap. - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:05
You got like organic bed sheets, organic hand soap.