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Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal

Even though you slow, eventhough you weak, and you suck

Even though you slow, even
though you weak, and you suck

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Even though you slow, even though you weak, and you suck.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
299
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:41
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Performed live at the Neptune Theater in Seattle, Washington, Jimmy O. Yang covers hilarious interactions with immigrant parents, his thoughts on Matt Damon, and whether ghosts will haunt one-bedroom apartments.
Not because of some weird genetic thing, - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:07
Not because of some weird genetic thing,
You guys seen it. You guys seen those, like, - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:06
You guys seen it. You guys seen those, like,
Kumon Learning Centers, for you guys that don't know, - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:06
Kumon Learning Centers, for you guys that don't know,
You can tell that place is kind of fucked - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:05
You can tell that place is kind of fucked
Because it's supposed to be a smiley - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:07
Because it's supposed to be a smiley
They never let me use a calculator until I turned 15, - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:06
They never let me use a calculator until I turned 15,
And he looked me in the eyes, and he was - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:05
And he looked me in the eyes, and he was
But when you're a kid, when your parents tell you - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:05
But when you're a kid, when your parents tell you
You rebel, right? So when I was 14 years old, - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:05
You rebel, right? So when I was 14 years old,
I stole Roy Rogers calculator, and I locked myself in my room. - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:05
I stole Roy Rogers calculator, and I locked myself in my roo...
Other kids were, like, fucking around - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:04
Other kids were, like, fucking around
It's so wrong. It's awesome. - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:05
It's so wrong. It's awesome.
I was like, Dad, I was just jerking off. - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:05
I was like, Dad, I was just jerking off.
And he was like good, good, very good. - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:04
And he was like good, good, very good.
Very good, very good, you must really like math. - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:05
Very good, very good, you must really like math.
That's good. Keep it up. - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:05
That's good. Keep it up.
Because there is nothing, there is nothing - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:08
Because there is nothing, there is nothing
But all these things-- playing the violin, - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:11
But all these things-- playing the violin,
It didn't become a stereotype until I came to this country - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:05
It didn't become a stereotype until I came to this coun...
I learned English how you guys will - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:04
I learned English how you guys will