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Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal

Everybody should have averagedick until proven guilty

Everybody should have average
dick until proven guilty

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Everybody should have average dick until proven guilty.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
82
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:39
Uploaded
Jun 01, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Performed live at the Neptune Theater in Seattle, Washington, Jimmy O. Yang covers hilarious interactions with immigrant parents, his thoughts on Matt Damon, and whether ghosts will haunt one-bedroom apartments.
I don't care how tall you are, what ethnicity you are, - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:05
I don't care how tall you are, what ethnicity you are,
Everybody should start at average dick, 8 inches. - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:06
Everybody should start at average dick, 8 inches.
I feel like every time I have sex, - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:08
I feel like every time I have sex,
I got to get them an extra pump for my uncle - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:09
I got to get them an extra pump for my uncle
That's why you see old Asian people, - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:04
That's why you see old Asian people,
Yeah, yeah, old Asian people are the best. - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:04
Yeah, yeah, old Asian people are the best.
But why are all old Asian people - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:07
But why are all old Asian people
Like, it doesn't matter which city you're in, - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:18
Like, it doesn't matter which city you're in,
And ironically, Tai Chi is a warm-up in itself. - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:05
And ironically, Tai Chi is a warm-up in itself.
So they're warming up to warm up for nothing. - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:05
So they're warming up to warm up for nothing.
And I think to a lot of Americans, like, people think - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:09
And I think to a lot of Americans, like, people think
No. Tai Chi is just exercise for people - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:07
No. Tai Chi is just exercise for people
I went to a park, watched those old people for like an hour, - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:06
I went to a park, watched those old people for like an hour,
All you gotta do to do to Tai Chi - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:08
All you gotta do to do to Tai Chi
All you gotta do, you get it your little stance, right, OK? - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:05
All you gotta do, you get it your little stance, right, OK?
Then you lift her head up, because you're a gentleman, - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:05
Then you lift her head up, because you're a gentleman,
Thank you, thank you. - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:04
Thank you, thank you.
They're just old people reminiscing about the days - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:06
They're just old people reminiscing about the days
You got to take advantages of all - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:05
You got to take advantages of all
Whenever somebody asks me to do something I don't want to do, - Jimmy O. Yang: Good Deal 00:07
Whenever somebody asks me to do something I don't want ...