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Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

Jimmy O. Yang's first global stand-up special. The comedian delves into various topics including love languages, loser friends, and negotiating with his Asian parents.

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ANNOUNCER: Ladies and
gentlemen, welcome to the stage - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the stage

How's everybody doing? - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

How's everybody doing?

Yes, yes. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

I got to say, it's been a
couple of good years for us - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

I got to say, it's been a couple of good years for us

Jeremy Lin won a championship... - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

Jeremy Lin won a championship...

For doing nothing. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

For doing nothing.

He's the first Asian kid to
receive a participation trophy. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

He's the first Asian kid to receive a participation tro...

We got to be proud
of him, finally. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

We got to be proud of him, finally.

Just three years ago,
there was a movie - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

Just three years ago, there was a movie

It was Matt Damon
in ancient China - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

It was Matt Damon in ancient China

If somebody were to offer me
a lead role in a movie called - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

If somebody were to offer me a lead role in a movie called

I would play the shit
out of George Washington, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

I would play the shit out of George Washington,

I'll play George Washington
Carver if they let me. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

I'll play George Washington Carver if they let me.

That's a black guy, by the way.
I don't know if you know. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

That's a black guy, by the way. I don't know if yo...

I see a lot of people
out here in the streets, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

I see a lot of people out here in the streets,

They're like, hey, man,
are you sure that's him? - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

They're like, hey, man, are you sure that's him?

Because if we go up
there and it's not him, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

Because if we go up there and it's not him,

Are you sure that's
not Ken Jeong? - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

Are you sure that's not Ken Jeong?

And they come up to me, it's
always like, the first thing - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

And they come up to me, it's always like, the first thi...

And then they're like, oh,
shit, I didn't even know - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

And then they're like, oh, shit, I didn't even kno...

I'm like, it's called
acting, motherfucker. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

I'm like, it's called acting, motherfucker.

Like, if a white actor
does a British accent, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

Like, if a white actor does a British accent,

If I do a Chinese
accent, I'm automatically - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

If I do a Chinese accent, I'm automatically

They're like, Jimmy, thank you
for represent the Asians, man. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

They're like, Jimmy, thank you for represent the Asians...

I'm like, eh, you're welcome. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

I'm like, eh, you're welcome.

Like, when you wake up Asian,
you can only represent Asians. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

Like, when you wake up Asian, you can only represent Asians.

I couldn't just wake up one
day and be like, fuck it, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

I couldn't just wake up one day and be like, fuck it,

Like, nobody ever
went up to Matt Damon - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

Like, nobody ever went up to Matt Damon

If somebody came up to me
being like, hey, Jimmy, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

If somebody came up to me being like, hey, Jimmy,

That was one of the
major advantages - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

That was one of the major advantages

Chinese tip, it doesn't
matter how big your bill is, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

Chinese tip, it doesn't matter how big your bill is,

I got to give every Uber
driver five-star ratings - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

I got to give every Uber driver five-star ratings

Even day to day shit, even the
bedroom I got to represent. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

Even day to day shit, even the bedroom I got to represent.

After I hooked up
with this one girl, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

After I hooked up with this one girl,

Like, wha--? - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

She acted like she just
unlocked a new character - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

She acted like she just unlocked a new character

Why do you feel the
need to say that? - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

Why do you feel the need to say that?

She was like,
Jimmy, um, I'm just - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

She was like, Jimmy, um, I'm just

I'm like, bitch, you
understand you just insulted - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

I'm like, bitch, you understand you just insulted

First of all, thank
you for thinking - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

First of all, thank you for thinking

You get two fortune
cookies tonight, miss. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

You get two fortune cookies tonight, miss.

Everybody should have average
dick until proven guilty. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

Everybody should have average dick until proven guilty.

I don't care how tall you
are, what ethnicity you are, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

I don't care how tall you are, what ethnicity you are,

Everybody should start at
average dick, 8 inches. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

Everybody should start at average dick, 8 inches.

I feel like every
time I have sex, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

I feel like every time I have sex,

I got to get them an
extra pump for my uncle - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

I got to get them an extra pump for my uncle

That's why you see
old Asian people, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

That's why you see old Asian people,

Yeah, yeah, old Asian
people are the best. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

Yeah, yeah, old Asian people are the best.

But why are all old Asian people - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

But why are all old Asian people

Like, it doesn't matter
which city you're in, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

Like, it doesn't matter which city you're in,

And ironically, Tai Chi
is a warm-up in itself. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

And ironically, Tai Chi is a warm-up in itself.

So they're warming up
to warm up for nothing. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

So they're warming up to warm up for nothing.

And I think to a lot of
Americans, like, people think - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

And I think to a lot of Americans, like, people think

No. Tai Chi is just
exercise for people - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

No. Tai Chi is just exercise for people

I went to a park, watched those
old people for like an hour, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

I went to a park, watched those old people for like an hour,

All you gotta do
to do to Tai Chi - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

All you gotta do to do to Tai Chi

All you gotta do, you get it
your little stance, right, OK? - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

All you gotta do, you get it your little stance, right, OK?

Then you lift her head up,
because you're a gentleman, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

Then you lift her head up, because you're a gentleman,

Thank you, thank you. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

Thank you, thank you.

They're just old people
reminiscing about the days - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

They're just old people reminiscing about the days

You got to take
advantages of all - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

You got to take advantages of all

Whenever somebody asks me to do
something I don't want to do, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

Whenever somebody asks me to do something I don't want ...

That's the Dragon Boat
Lychee Boba Festiva, dog. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

That's the Dragon Boat Lychee Boba Festiva, dog.

I can't-- I can't
just help you move. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

I can't-- I can't just help you move.

And if people are just
gonna assume that I don't - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

And if people are just gonna assume that I don't

He was like, sir,
you do understand you - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

He was like, sir, you do understand you

So I just looked up at him.
I was like, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

So I just looked up at him. I was like,

He was like, sir,
the sign is not in English. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

He was like, sir, the sign is not in English.

It's a diagram,
so I don't understand - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

It's a diagram, so I don't understand

But do you know today is
the Dragon Boat Lychee Boba-- - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

But do you know today is the Dragon Boat Lychee Boba--

Like now, when I do
match with a girl, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

Like now, when I do match with a girl,

I'm like, who the fuck is using me as a fake profile?

I feel like there's so many
better choices out there. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

I feel like there's so many better choices out there.

One time-- one time, my agent
told me that I had a good look. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

One time-- one time, my agent told me that I had a good look...

But then it took me years to
realize that having a good look - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

But then it took me years to realize that having a good look

I understand that,
in real life, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

I understand that, in real life,

One time, I went over
to the girl's house, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

One time, I went over to the girl's house,

We just go to BTS concerts. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

We just go to BTS concerts.

I've been dating
a lot of tall girls lately, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

I've been dating a lot of tall girls lately,

No, no. I think
tall women are beautiful. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

No, no. I think tall women are beautiful.

I'm like, your ass is at
my eye level right now. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

I'm like, your ass is at my eye level right now.

I look like a child, and you
look like a child molester. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

I look like a child, and you look like a child molester.

Last time-- the last time I took
a tall girl to this concert-- - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

Last time-- the last time I took a tall girl to this concert...

Are you guys aware of that?
I'm 5' 5". - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

Are you guys aware of that? I'm 5' 5".

I just go to concerts to
smell other people's armpits. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

I just go to concerts to smell other people's armpits.

She was having the
time of her life, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

She was having the time of her life,

So I just looked up at
her, I was like, hey! - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

So I just looked up at her, I was like, hey!

I know I'm becoming
an adult finally, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

I know I'm becoming an adult finally,

You guys watch it, Chip and
Joanna Gaines, "Fixer Upper"? - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

You guys watch it, Chip and Joanna Gaines, "Fixer Upper...

Joanna does all the
interior decorating, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

Joanna does all the interior decorating,

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Jimmy O. Yang's first global stand-up special. The comedian delves into various topics including love languages, loser friends, and negotiating with his Asian parents.

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Director: Jimmy O. Yang

Writer: N/A

Production: The Nacelle Company

Genre: comedy

Year: 2023

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.9

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 02 May 2023

Awards: N/A

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