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Ai-yah. Why is your face so fat?
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Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

Ai-yah.Why is your face so fat?

Ai-yah.
Why is your face so fat?

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Ai-yah. Why is your face so fat?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:38
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
The Nacelle Company

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Jimmy O. Yang's first global stand-up special. The comedian delves into various topics including love languages, loser friends, and negotiating with his Asian parents.
And your hair, ai-yah, it's gay. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
And your hair, ai-yah, it's gay.
Sometimes it's like embarrassing for me - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
Sometimes it's like embarrassing for me
Because Asian people, we just got a different custom, you know? - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
Because Asian people, we just got a different custom, you kn...
Like my mom, when she goes shopping, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
Like my mom, when she goes shopping,
She just buys shit because it's a good deal. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
She just buys shit because it's a good deal.
I brought-- one time, I brought a full price shirt home, $20. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
I brought-- one time, I brought a full price shirt home, $20...
She goes to Ross and she freaks out, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
She goes to Ross and she freaks out,
If you want a good deal, you follow - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
If you want a good deal, you follow
You go to Costco, you see a sea of old Asian people, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:08
You go to Costco, you see a sea of old Asian people,
You go to Whole Foods, never seen one old Asian motherfucker - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:07
You go to Whole Foods, never seen one old Asian motherfucker
And Asian people, we don't like to pay for atmosphere. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:07
And Asian people, we don't like to pay for atmosphere.
Have you guys been to a Chinese grocery store? - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
Have you guys been to a Chinese grocery store?
You walk in there, there's just a frog jumping from one aisle - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:07
You walk in there, there's just a frog jumping from one...
Half the place place is an aquarium. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
Half the place place is an aquarium.
I don't know why you ever pay for kids - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:08
I don't know why you ever pay for kids
That's a good deal. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
That's a good deal.
All my friends in LA, all my hipster friends, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:07
All my friends in LA, all my hipster friends,
You're trying to tell me I've been eating growth - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:09
You're trying to tell me I've been eating growth
All this organic stuff in America - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:07
All this organic stuff in America
You got like organic bed sheets, organic hand soap. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
You got like organic bed sheets, organic hand soap.