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Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

Because there isnothing, there is nothing that will make an Asian fathermore proud than to...

Because there is
nothing, there is nothing that will make an Asian father
more proud than to see his son jerk off to his math homework

Full Transcript

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Because there is nothing, there is nothing
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that will make an Asian father more proud than to see his son
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jerk off to his math homework.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
52
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:37
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
The Nacelle Company

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Movie Summary

Jimmy O. Yang's first global stand-up special. The comedian delves into various topics including love languages, loser friends, and negotiating with his Asian parents.
But all these things-- playing the violin, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:12
But all these things-- playing the violin,
It didn't become a stereotype until I came to this country - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
It didn't become a stereotype until I came to this coun...
I learned English how you guys will - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
I learned English how you guys will
But if I would have dropped you off in Mexico - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:08
But if I would have dropped you off in Mexico
I was a very confused kid, man. The first day of school, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:08
I was a very confused kid, man. The first day of school,
I was like, did, I just join a cult? - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
I was like, did, I just join a cult?
I didn't know what that meant, so I just looked up. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
I didn't know what that meant, so I just looked up.
Like the first day of PE class, first day of PE class, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:07
Like the first day of PE class, first day of PE class,
I'd never done that. Everybody was wearing boxers, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:08
I'd never done that. Everybody was wearing boxers,
He was like, hey, look, the Asian kid's - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:07
He was like, hey, look, the Asian kid's
And then I put on my gym shorts, but my mom - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:09
And then I put on my gym shorts, but my mom
So that wasn't very cool, because it came down mid-thigh. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
So that wasn't very cool, because it came down mid-thig...
And apparently back in the day, that - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
And apparently back in the day, that
And the same kid next to me, that bully next to me, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:07
And the same kid next to me, that bully next to me,
Pull your pants down, man. Pull your pants down. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
Pull your pants down, man. Pull your pants down.
Everybody was looking at me, and this kid kept - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:08
Everybody was looking at me, and this kid kept
I've seen "Shawshank Redemption." - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:08
I've seen "Shawshank Redemption."
So I start pulling down my shorts - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
So I start pulling down my shorts
And that same kid, the bully next to me, is like, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
And that same kid, the bully next to me, is like,
And apparently this other kid next me, he's like, hey, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
And apparently this other kid next me, he's like, hey,