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Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

But she's so Chinese,she's been watering it down for six years now

But she's so Chinese,
she's been watering it down for six years now

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But she's so Chinese, she's been watering
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it down for six years now.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:56
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
The Nacelle Company

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Jimmy O. Yang's first global stand-up special. The comedian delves into various topics including love languages, loser friends, and negotiating with his Asian parents.
And now it's just a bottle water with a fish on it. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
And now it's just a bottle water with a fish on it.
I know I make fun of my parents, but at the end of they day, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:08
I know I make fun of my parents, but at the end of they day,
But Asian people, we don't ever say I love you to each other. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
But Asian people, we don't ever say I love you to each ...
I was like, Mom, I just-- - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:07
I was like, Mom, I just--
And you can hear her start, like, crying - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
And you can hear her start, like, crying
My dad still calls me like 20 times a day - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
My dad still calls me like 20 times a day
I was talking to my friend here, and he - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:07
I was talking to my friend here, and he
I'm like, you do understand, if I don't call my dad back - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:08
I'm like, you do understand, if I don't call my da...
My parents, they've been married for 38 years. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
My parents, they've been married for 38 years.
One time I asked my dad, I was like, Dad, after 38 years, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:08
One time I asked my dad, I was like, Dad, after 38 years,
Your mom married me to escape communist China. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:07
Your mom married me to escape communist China.
It's not love. It's a good deal. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
It's not love. It's a good deal.
I've been in this country for almost 20 years now. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
I've been in this country for almost 20 years now.
As an Asian-American, a lot of times, people see you - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:07
As an Asian-American, a lot of times, people see you
Even still till today, whenever I tell people - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
Even still till today, whenever I tell people
You coming up to me to say, ni hao, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:08
You coming up to me to say, ni hao,
I don't even like going to Chinese restaurants - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
I don't even like going to Chinese restaurants
Bro, bro, order in Chinese, bro. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
Bro, bro, order in Chinese, bro.
She's Mexican. Like, what--? - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
She's Mexican. Like, what--?
Her name tag says Consuela. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
Her name tag says Consuela.