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Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

Even though you slow, eventhough you weak, and you suck

Even though you slow, even
though you weak, and you suck

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Even though you slow, even though you weak, and you suck.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
184
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:41
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
The Nacelle Company

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Movie Summary

Jimmy O. Yang's first global stand-up special. The comedian delves into various topics including love languages, loser friends, and negotiating with his Asian parents.
Not because of some weird genetic thing, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:08
Not because of some weird genetic thing,
You guys seen it. You guys seen those, like, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:07
You guys seen it. You guys seen those, like,
Kumon Learning Centers, for you guys that don't know, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:07
Kumon Learning Centers, for you guys that don't know,
You can tell that place is kind of fucked - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
You can tell that place is kind of fucked
Because it's supposed to be a smiley - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:08
Because it's supposed to be a smiley
They never let me use a calculator until I turned 15, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:07
They never let me use a calculator until I turned 15,
And he looked me in the eyes, and he was - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
And he looked me in the eyes, and he was
But when you're a kid, when your parents tell you - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
But when you're a kid, when your parents tell you
You rebel, right? So when I was 14 years old, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
You rebel, right? So when I was 14 years old,
I stole Roy Rogers calculator, and I locked myself in my room. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
I stole Roy Rogers calculator, and I locked myself in my roo...
Other kids were, like, fucking around - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
Other kids were, like, fucking around
It's so wrong. It's awesome. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
It's so wrong. It's awesome.
I was like, Dad, I was just jerking off. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
I was like, Dad, I was just jerking off.
And he was like good, good, very good. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
And he was like good, good, very good.
Very good, very good, you must really like math. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
Very good, very good, you must really like math.
That's good. Keep it up. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
That's good. Keep it up.
Because there is nothing, there is nothing - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:09
Because there is nothing, there is nothing
But all these things-- playing the violin, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:12
But all these things-- playing the violin,
It didn't become a stereotype until I came to this country - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
It didn't become a stereotype until I came to this coun...
I learned English how you guys will - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
I learned English how you guys will