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Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

Everybody should have averagedick until proven guilty

Everybody should have average
dick until proven guilty

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Everybody should have average dick until proven guilty.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:39
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
The Nacelle Company

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Jimmy O. Yang's first global stand-up special. The comedian delves into various topics including love languages, loser friends, and negotiating with his Asian parents.
I don't care how tall you are, what ethnicity you are, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
I don't care how tall you are, what ethnicity you are,
Everybody should start at average dick, 8 inches. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:07
Everybody should start at average dick, 8 inches.
I feel like every time I have sex, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:09
I feel like every time I have sex,
I got to get them an extra pump for my uncle - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:10
I got to get them an extra pump for my uncle
That's why you see old Asian people, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
That's why you see old Asian people,
Yeah, yeah, old Asian people are the best. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
Yeah, yeah, old Asian people are the best.
But why are all old Asian people - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:08
But why are all old Asian people
Like, it doesn't matter which city you're in, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:19
Like, it doesn't matter which city you're in,
And ironically, Tai Chi is a warm-up in itself. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
And ironically, Tai Chi is a warm-up in itself.
So they're warming up to warm up for nothing. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
So they're warming up to warm up for nothing.
And I think to a lot of Americans, like, people think - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:10
And I think to a lot of Americans, like, people think
No. Tai Chi is just exercise for people - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:08
No. Tai Chi is just exercise for people
I went to a park, watched those old people for like an hour, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:07
I went to a park, watched those old people for like an hour,
All you gotta do to do to Tai Chi - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:09
All you gotta do to do to Tai Chi
All you gotta do, you get it your little stance, right, OK? - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
All you gotta do, you get it your little stance, right, OK?
Then you lift her head up, because you're a gentleman, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
Then you lift her head up, because you're a gentleman,
Thank you, thank you. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
Thank you, thank you.
They're just old people reminiscing about the days - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:07
They're just old people reminiscing about the days
You got to take advantages of all - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
You got to take advantages of all
Whenever somebody asks me to do something I don't want to do, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:08
Whenever somebody asks me to do something I don't want ...