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Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

He was like, I don'tmean to offend you, but when I firstsaw your poster, I thought you...

He was like, I don't
mean to offend you, but when I first
saw your poster, I thought you were
gonna play the violin

Full Transcript

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He was like, I don't mean to offend you,
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but when I first saw your poster,
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I thought you were gonna play the violin.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
50
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:44
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
The Nacelle Company

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Movie Summary

Jimmy O. Yang's first global stand-up special. The comedian delves into various topics including love languages, loser friends, and negotiating with his Asian parents.
I was like, I do, motherfucker, just not right now. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
I was like, I do, motherfucker, just not right now.
I keep it a secret. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
I keep it a secret.
See, I gotta say, I got some of the nicest crowds - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:07
See, I gotta say, I got some of the nicest crowds
An old Chinese lady sitting in the front, just - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:09
An old Chinese lady sitting in the front, just
And I was like, thanks, ma'am, fifth chair, actually, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
And I was like, thanks, ma'am, fifth chair, actually,
I grew up very stereotypically in Hong Kong. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:07
I grew up very stereotypically in Hong Kong.
In Cantonese, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
In Cantonese,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah.
And now I'm telling dick jokes and doing Tai Chi on stage, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:11
And now I'm telling dick jokes and doing Tai Chi on sta...
And my dad, he named himself Richard. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
And my dad, he named himself Richard.
And then they named my older brother Roger - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:08
And then they named my older brother Roger
So eventually he changed his own name to Roy. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
So eventually he changed his own name to Roy.
So now he sounds like an older white guy. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
So now he sounds like an older white guy.
And now his full name is Roy Roger, which is the oldest - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:09
And now his full name is Roy Roger, which is the oldest
I grew up playing ping pong-- - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
I grew up playing ping pong--
That was a serious national sport back home, man. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
That was a serious national sport back home, man.
You know, I didn't go to any, like, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
You know, I didn't go to any, like,
My dad sent me to a ping pong training camp - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
My dad sent me to a ping pong training camp
It was 100 kids competing for one spot on the national team. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
It was 100 kids competing for one spot on the national team.
So every pep talk just turned into an insult. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
So every pep talk just turned into an insult.