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Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

I don't know why youever pay for kids to go to SeaWorldwhen you just take them to the...

I don't know why you
ever pay for kids to go to SeaWorld
when you just take them to the Ranch 99 for free

Full Transcript

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I don't know why you ever pay for kids
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to go to SeaWorld when you just take
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them to the Ranch 99 for free.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:44
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
The Nacelle Company

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Movie Summary

Jimmy O. Yang's first global stand-up special. The comedian delves into various topics including love languages, loser friends, and negotiating with his Asian parents.
That's a good deal. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
That's a good deal.
All my friends in LA, all my hipster friends, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:07
All my friends in LA, all my hipster friends,
You're trying to tell me I've been eating growth - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:09
You're trying to tell me I've been eating growth
All this organic stuff in America - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:07
All this organic stuff in America
You got like organic bed sheets, organic hand soap. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
You got like organic bed sheets, organic hand soap.
I don't know about you guys, but growing - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:08
I don't know about you guys, but growing
Hand soap used to be that piece of crap leftover soap - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:09
Hand soap used to be that piece of crap leftover soap
That was-- that was hand soap. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
That was-- that was hand soap.
You deal with it. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
You deal with it.
Now hand soap is so fancy, it's got its own aisle - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
Now hand soap is so fancy, it's got its own aisle
We go to our friends' house and judge how well they're doing - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:07
We go to our friends' house and judge how well they...
We've all done this. You go to your friend's house, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:08
We've all done this. You go to your friend's house...
He's gonna ask you for money, you know what I mean? - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
He's gonna ask you for money, you know what I mean?
And then next level up, you got like the $2 bottle of Softsoap - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:09
And then next level up, you got like the $2 bottle of Softso...
Hardworking, American family, man, I appreciate that. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:07
Hardworking, American family, man, I appreciate that.
And then next level up, you got a soap that's so fancy - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:08
And then next level up, you got a soap that's so fancy
It dispenses foam, which is just soap - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:10
It dispenses foam, which is just soap
Because as an American society, we - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:17
Because as an American society, we
Make America foam again, people, OK. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
Make America foam again, people, OK.
Thank you. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
Thank you.