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Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

I got to give every Uberdriver five-star ratings just so I can bea good representative

I got to give every Uber
driver five-star ratings just so I can be
a good representative

Full Transcript

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I got to give every Uber driver five-star ratings
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just so I can be a good representative.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:17
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
The Nacelle Company

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Movie Summary

Jimmy O. Yang's first global stand-up special. The comedian delves into various topics including love languages, loser friends, and negotiating with his Asian parents.
Even day to day shit, even the bedroom I got to represent. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:07
Even day to day shit, even the bedroom I got to represent.
After I hooked up with this one girl, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:11
After I hooked up with this one girl,
Like, wha--? - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
Like, wha--?
She acted like she just unlocked a new character - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
She acted like she just unlocked a new character
Why do you feel the need to say that? - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
Why do you feel the need to say that?
She was like, Jimmy, um, I'm just - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
She was like, Jimmy, um, I'm just
I'm like, bitch, you understand you just insulted - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
I'm like, bitch, you understand you just insulted
First of all, thank you for thinking - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:07
First of all, thank you for thinking
You get two fortune cookies tonight, miss. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
You get two fortune cookies tonight, miss.
Everybody should have average dick until proven guilty. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:07
Everybody should have average dick until proven guilty.
I don't care how tall you are, what ethnicity you are, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
I don't care how tall you are, what ethnicity you are,
Everybody should start at average dick, 8 inches. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:07
Everybody should start at average dick, 8 inches.
I feel like every time I have sex, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:09
I feel like every time I have sex,
I got to get them an extra pump for my uncle - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:10
I got to get them an extra pump for my uncle
That's why you see old Asian people, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
That's why you see old Asian people,
Yeah, yeah, old Asian people are the best. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
Yeah, yeah, old Asian people are the best.
But why are all old Asian people - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:08
But why are all old Asian people
Like, it doesn't matter which city you're in, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:19
Like, it doesn't matter which city you're in,
And ironically, Tai Chi is a warm-up in itself. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
And ironically, Tai Chi is a warm-up in itself.
So they're warming up to warm up for nothing. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
So they're warming up to warm up for nothing.