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Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

I was still an immigranton a green card, and I wasn't afull-on citizen yet

I was still an immigrant
on a green card, and I wasn't a
full-on citizen yet

Full Transcript

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I was still an immigrant on a green card,
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and I wasn't a full-on citizen yet.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:14
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
The Nacelle Company

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Movie Summary

Jimmy O. Yang's first global stand-up special. The comedian delves into various topics including love languages, loser friends, and negotiating with his Asian parents.
Next thing you know, I was detained in this 10 by 10 box, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:09
Next thing you know, I was detained in this 10 by 10 box,
I was like, I'm so sorry. I'm drunk - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
I was like, I'm so sorry. I'm drunk
My friend in front of me told me to tell you I was American, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:07
My friend in front of me told me to tell you I was American,
He was like, well, was he American? - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
He was like, well, was he American?
I was like, well, his name is Ian, so probably. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:07
I was like, well, his name is Ian, so probably.
And then the officer was like, sir, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
And then the officer was like, sir,
We could deport you for this. I was like, deport me? - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
We could deport you for this. I was like, deport me?
What was I going to do back in Hong Kong, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:08
What was I going to do back in Hong Kong,
I can recite you every single Jay-Z lyric if you want me to. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
I can recite you every single Jay-Z lyric if you want me to.
But just don't ever do that again, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:07
But just don't ever do that again,
And this motherfucker was Asian. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
And this motherfucker was Asian.
I think I saw you at my uncle's wedding two years ago. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
I think I saw you at my uncle's wedding two years ago.
I had been in the country for 10 years at that point, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
I had been in the country for 10 years at that point,
And it's-- - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:08
And it's--
Just because I got a new passport, nobody - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:09
Just because I got a new passport, nobody
The first day I got my passport, I was feeling real patriotic. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
The first day I got my passport, I was feeling real patrioti...
So I went to my local Hooters. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
So I went to my local Hooters.
Amigo, Mexico, Korea, tomorrow, huh? - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:08
Amigo, Mexico, Korea, tomorrow, huh?
What, are you trying to start World War 3 or something? - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
What, are you trying to start World War 3 or something?
I'm not a Korean. He managed to insult me - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:07
I'm not a Korean. He managed to insult me