To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
They never let me use a calculator until I turned 15
Please log in to add to collections.
Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

They never let me use acalculator until I turned 15, so I can work onmy brain function

They never let me use a
calculator until I turned 15, so I can work on
my brain function

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.212
They never let me use a calculator until I turned 15,
00:00:04.295 --> 00:00:05.672
so I can work on my brain function.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:43
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
The Nacelle Company

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

Jimmy O. Yang's first global stand-up special. The comedian delves into various topics including love languages, loser friends, and negotiating with his Asian parents.
And he looked me in the eyes, and he was - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
And he looked me in the eyes, and he was
But when you're a kid, when your parents tell you - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
But when you're a kid, when your parents tell you
You rebel, right? So when I was 14 years old, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
You rebel, right? So when I was 14 years old,
I stole Roy Rogers calculator, and I locked myself in my room. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
I stole Roy Rogers calculator, and I locked myself in my roo...
Other kids were, like, fucking around - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
Other kids were, like, fucking around
It's so wrong. It's awesome. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
It's so wrong. It's awesome.
I was like, Dad, I was just jerking off. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
I was like, Dad, I was just jerking off.
And he was like good, good, very good. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
And he was like good, good, very good.
Very good, very good, you must really like math. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
Very good, very good, you must really like math.
That's good. Keep it up. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
That's good. Keep it up.
Because there is nothing, there is nothing - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:09
Because there is nothing, there is nothing
But all these things-- playing the violin, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:12
But all these things-- playing the violin,
It didn't become a stereotype until I came to this country - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
It didn't become a stereotype until I came to this coun...
I learned English how you guys will - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
I learned English how you guys will
But if I would have dropped you off in Mexico - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:08
But if I would have dropped you off in Mexico
I was a very confused kid, man. The first day of school, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:08
I was a very confused kid, man. The first day of school,
I was like, did, I just join a cult? - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
I was like, did, I just join a cult?
I didn't know what that meant, so I just looked up. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
I didn't know what that meant, so I just looked up.
Like the first day of PE class, first day of PE class, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:07
Like the first day of PE class, first day of PE class,
I'd never done that. Everybody was wearing boxers, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:08
I'd never done that. Everybody was wearing boxers,