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Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much?

Whenever somebody asks me to dosomething I don't want to do, I just make up a fakeChinese...

Whenever somebody asks me to do
something I don't want to do, I just make up a fake
Chinese holiday now

Full Transcript

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Whenever somebody asks me to do something I don't want to do,
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I just make up a fake Chinese holiday now.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
49
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:49
Uploaded
Apr 14, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
The Nacelle Company

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Movie Summary

Jimmy O. Yang's first global stand-up special. The comedian delves into various topics including love languages, loser friends, and negotiating with his Asian parents.
That's the Dragon Boat Lychee Boba Festiva, dog. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:07
That's the Dragon Boat Lychee Boba Festiva, dog.
I can't-- I can't just help you move. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
I can't-- I can't just help you move.
And if people are just gonna assume that I don't - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
And if people are just gonna assume that I don't
He was like, sir, you do understand you - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
He was like, sir, you do understand you
So I just looked up at him. I was like, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:07
So I just looked up at him. I was like,
He was like, sir, the sign is not in English. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:07
He was like, sir, the sign is not in English.
It's a diagram, so I don't understand - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:09
It's a diagram, so I don't understand
But do you know today is the Dragon Boat Lychee Boba-- - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:11
But do you know today is the Dragon Boat Lychee Boba--
Like now, when I do match with a girl, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
Like now, when I do match with a girl,
I'm like, who the fuck is using me as a fake profile? - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
I'm like, who the fuck is using me as a fake profile?
I feel like there's so many better choices out there. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
I feel like there's so many better choices out there.
One time-- one time, my agent told me that I had a good look. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:06
One time-- one time, my agent told me that I had a good look...
But then it took me years to realize that having a good look - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:09
But then it took me years to realize that having a good look
I understand that, in real life, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:09
I understand that, in real life,
One time, I went over to the girl's house, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:09
One time, I went over to the girl's house,
We just go to BTS concerts. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
We just go to BTS concerts.
I've been dating a lot of tall girls lately, - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:09
I've been dating a lot of tall girls lately,
No, no. I think tall women are beautiful. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
No, no. I think tall women are beautiful.
I'm like, your ass is at my eye level right now. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
I'm like, your ass is at my eye level right now.
I look like a child, and you look like a child molester. - Jimmy O. Yang: Guess How Much? 00:05
I look like a child, and you look like a child molester.