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"Jingle All the Way" quotes

Jingle All the Way poster
A father vows to get his son a Turbo Man action figure for Christmas. However, every store is sold out of them, and he must travel all over town and compete with everybody else in order to find one.

Director: Brian Levant
Writer: Randy Kornfield
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, comedy, family
Year: 1996
MetaScore: 34/100
ImdbRating: 5.7
BoxOffice: $60,592,389
Released: 22 Nov 1996
Awards: 2 wins & 4 nominations

111 video clips

Howard LangstonMyron LarabeeChain Smoking BoosterHuge SantaMini SantaMall SantaTony The ElfSparkyOfficer HummelJamie LangstonMall Toy Store Employee #1JohnnyTed MaltinTurbo ManBillyDementor
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You know what you guys are - Jingle All the Way 00:22 You know what you guys are I left it there by mistake - Jingle All the Way 00:36 I left it there by mistake Oh no kids It's Turbo Man's archenemy Dementor - Jingle All the Way 00:07 Oh no kids It's Turbo Man's archenemy Dementor We could use a man like you on the force - Jingle All the Way 00:34 We could use a man like you on the force Hi I Ted - Jingle All the Way 00:35 Hi I Ted Put that cookie down Now - Jingle All the Way 00:05 Put that cookie down Now And then they sit there and use subliminal messages to suck your children's minds out - Jingle All the Way 00:29 And then they sit there and use subliminal messages to suck... Pervert I'm not a pervert - Jingle All the Way 00:07 Pervert I'm not a pervert Howard by the way they say it may get icy later - Jingle All the Way 00:11 Howard by the way they say it may get icy later I'm gonna deck your halls bub - Jingle All the Way 00:49 I'm gonna deck your halls bub Come on Myron You're taking this too far - Jingle All the Way 00:15 Come on Myron You're taking this too far I want the Turbo Man action figure with the arms and legs that move - Jingle All the Way 00:19 I want the Turbo Man action figure with the arms and legs... And how about those little stupid letters from kids to Santa at the North Pole - Jingle All the Way 00:11 And how about those little stupid letters from kids to Santa... Password - Jingle All the Way 00:07 Password Howard I've been thinking - Jingle All the Way 00:24 Howard I've been thinking Yeah I got a madman in my studio and Help me - Jingle All the Way 00:53 Yeah I got a madman in my studio and Help me It's the Grinch Scatter - Jingle All the Way 00:05 It's the Grinch Scatter What Who told you you could eat my cookies - Jingle All the Way 00:05 What Who told you you could eat my cookies Oh you shouldn't mess with that Relax Sparky - Jingle All the Way 00:47 Oh you shouldn't mess with that Relax Sparky Get out of my way box - Jingle All the Way 00:04 Get out of my way box Hey Psst Buddy come here Come here - Jingle All the Way 00:48 Hey Psst Buddy come here Come here Hey listen let me talk to your mother - Jingle All the Way 00:09 Hey listen let me talk to your mother Ah That will be 300 - Jingle All the Way 00:19 Ah That will be 300 Where's your Christmas spirit - Jingle All the Way 00:11 Where's your Christmas spirit Finally Where the hell have you been - Jingle All the Way 00:23 Finally Where the hell have you been Know why 'Cause I work for the post office So you know I'm not stable - Jingle All the Way 00:11 Know why 'Cause I work for the post office So you know... Know what I'd like to do I'd like to walk up in that office - Jingle All the Way 00:14 Know what I'd like to do I'd like to walk up in... Don't hit me Excuse me Gentlemen - Jingle All the Way 00:28 Don't hit me Excuse me Gentlemen Johnny what's goin' on here Look Jamie's dad is Turbo Man - Jingle All the Way 00:10 Johnny what's goin' on here Look Jamie's dad... You know it's like what Turbo Man says - Jingle All the Way 00:16 You know it's like what Turbo Man says Oh poor baby Turbo Man - Jingle All the Way 00:06 Oh poor baby Turbo Man Oh You started it - Jingle All the Way 00:05 Oh You started it I got a Turbo Man for Johnny months ago - Jingle All the Way 00:07 I got a Turbo Man for Johnny months ago That was really a bomb - Jingle All the Way 00:06 That was really a bomb Ta ta Turtle Man - Jingle All the Way 00:04 Ta ta Turtle Man I think she's in the shower Do you want me to go check - Jingle All the Way 00:13 I think she's in the shower Do you want me to go check And I'll know if you move 'cause I have the ears of a snake - Jingle All the Way 00:06 And I'll know if you move 'cause I have the ears... It's turbo time - Jingle All the Way 00:06 It's turbo time You can always count on me - Jingle All the Way 00:04 You can always count on me I can't let this happen - Jingle All the Way 00:11 I can't let this happen Dasher Dancer Uh Randy Jermaine Tito - Jingle All the Way 00:10 Dasher Dancer Uh Randy Jermaine Tito And as for you Turbo Man - Jingle All the Way 00:23 And as for you Turbo Man I gotta tell you Santa - Jingle All the Way 00:16 I gotta tell you Santa Well that didn't exactly go as well as I'd hoped - Jingle All the Way 00:06 Well that didn't exactly go as well as I'd hoped Many times many ways - Jingle All the Way 00:07 Many times many ways Everybody You too Barnaby Jones - Jingle All the Way 00:06 Everybody You too Barnaby Jones That's my ball Rodney King Rodney King - Jingle All the Way 00:06 That's my ball Rodney King Rodney King Howard I'm of the mind set you can never do too much - Jingle All the Way 00:07 Howard I'm of the mind set you can never do too much Here Have some nonalcoholic eggnog - Jingle All the Way 00:05 Here Have some nonalcoholic eggnog He got two He got two - Jingle All the Way 00:05 He got two He got two Hey neighbor - Jingle All the Way 00:34 Hey neighbor Hey Whoa That's odd - Jingle All the Way 00:13 Hey Whoa That's odd I'm not going back to the joint do you hear - Jingle All the Way 00:05 I'm not going back to the joint do you hear Dog pile Yeah - Jingle All the Way 00:06 Dog pile Yeah Did you call me buddy Yeah - Jingle All the Way 00:35 Did you call me buddy Yeah You twisted Don't hit me I got sickle cell - Jingle All the Way 00:04 You twisted Don't hit me I got sickle cell It's not what you think it is Oh it isn't Really - Jingle All the Way 01:10 It's not what you think it is Oh it isn't Really I'm sorry about that uh little tension we had on the roof - Jingle All the Way 00:05 I'm sorry about that uh little tension we had on the... That's my ball Rodney King Rodney King - Jingle All the Way 00:06 That's my ball Rodney King Rodney King Hi little girl - Jingle All the Way 00:11 Hi little girl You know what you guys are - Jingle All the Way 00:16 You know what you guys are I've already got the right answer I won Yeah - Jingle All the Way 00:42 I've already got the right answer I won Yeah You can always count on me Laughs - Jingle All the Way You can always count on me Laughs Turbo Man You can always count on me - Jingle All the Way Turbo Man You can always count on me Thank you Turbo Man You can always count on me - Jingle All the Way Thank you Turbo Man You can always count on me Ta ta Turbo Man - Jingle All the Way Ta ta Turbo Man Ted's Voice I got a Turbo Man for Johnny months ago - Jingle All the Way Ted's Voice I got a Turbo Man for Johnny months ago And as for you Turbo Man - Jingle All the Way 00:23 And as for you Turbo Man And I'll know if you move 'cause I have the ears of a snake - Jingle All the Way 00:06 And I'll know if you move 'cause I have the ears... Don't hit me Excuse me Gentlemen - Jingle All the Way 00:28 Don't hit me Excuse me Gentlemen Everybody You too Barnaby Jones - Jingle All the Way 00:06 Everybody You too Barnaby Jones Finally Where the hell have you been - Jingle All the Way 00:23 Finally Where the hell have you been Got it - Jingle All the Way 00:18 Got it He got two He got two - Jingle All the Way 00:05 He got two He got two Here Have some nonalcoholic eggnog - Jingle All the Way 00:05 Here Have some nonalcoholic eggnog Howard I'm of the mind set you can never do too much - Jingle All the Way 00:07 Howard I'm of the mind set you can never do too much Howard I've been thinking - Jingle All the Way 00:24 Howard I've been thinking I can't let this happen - Jingle All the Way 00:11 I can't let this happen It's the Grinch Scatter - Jingle All the Way 00:05 It's the Grinch Scatter It's turbo time - Jingle All the Way 00:06 It's turbo time Know what I'd like to do I'd like to walk up in that office - Jingle All the Way 00:14 Know what I'd like to do I'd like to walk up in... Know why 'Cause I work for the post office So you know I'm not stable - Jingle All the Way 00:11 Know why 'Cause I work for the post office So you know... Let's get outta here Dad you smell like barf - Jingle All the Way 00:05 Let's get outta here Dad you smell like barf Little buddy - Jingle All the Way 00:05 Little buddy Look It's Turbo Man and Booster - Jingle All the Way 00:08 Look It's Turbo Man and Booster Oh you shouldn't mess with that Relax Sparky - Jingle All the Way 00:47 Oh you shouldn't mess with that Relax Sparky Oh You started it - Jingle All the Way 00:05 Oh You started it Password - Jingle All the Way 00:07 Password So I couldn't find the kid a doll - Jingle All the Way 02:29 So I couldn't find the kid a doll
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Cast

Howard Langston - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Myron Larabee - Sinbad
Ted Maltin - Phil Hartman
Liz Langston - Rita Wilson
Officer Hummell - Robert Conrad
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