Are you out of your mind? Put this thing away!
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DJ:
[as Howard tries to break into the radio station; he calls the cops]
Yeah, I've got a mad man in my studio and... [Howard breaks the glass door and charges inside] DJ:
HELP ME! Howard Langston:
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen! DJ:
What? Howard Langston:
See, I couldn't get through on the phone. Did I win? [Howard hugs the DJ] DJ:
Oh no, it's not that simple! DJ:
No! Wait, wait! [Myron comes into the radio room] Howard Langston:
You're too late! I already got the the right answer! I won! Ha ha! Yeah! Myron Larabee:
I don't need the right answer to win! I got this! [Myron pulls out a package] Howard Langston:
Now what's that? Myron Larabee:
This, Mr. Track Star, is a homemade explosive device! Howard Langston:
A bomb? Myron Larabee:
Yes, in layman's terms, a bomb! So back up! Howard Langston:
You built A bomb? Myron Larabee:
No, I didn't build a bomb! Don't you read the news? Hundreds of these things come through the mail every day! I just kept one in case I ever needed it! So give me the doll, or I'll blow up everybody in this place! Howard Langston:
Are you out of your mind? Put this thing away!
[as Howard tries to break into the radio station; he calls the cops]
Yeah, I've got a mad man in my studio and... [Howard breaks the glass door and charges inside] DJ:
HELP ME! Howard Langston:
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen! DJ:
What? Howard Langston:
See, I couldn't get through on the phone. Did I win? [Howard hugs the DJ] DJ:
Oh no, it's not that simple! DJ:
No! Wait, wait! [Myron comes into the radio room] Howard Langston:
You're too late! I already got the the right answer! I won! Ha ha! Yeah! Myron Larabee:
I don't need the right answer to win! I got this! [Myron pulls out a package] Howard Langston:
Now what's that? Myron Larabee:
This, Mr. Track Star, is a homemade explosive device! Howard Langston:
A bomb? Myron Larabee:
Yes, in layman's terms, a bomb! So back up! Howard Langston:
You built A bomb? Myron Larabee:
No, I didn't build a bomb! Don't you read the news? Hundreds of these things come through the mail every day! I just kept one in case I ever needed it! So give me the doll, or I'll blow up everybody in this place! Howard Langston:
Are you out of your mind? Put this thing away!
Full Transcript
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Yeah I got a madman in my studio and Help me
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You can t just Dasher Dancer Prancer Vixen Comet Cupid Donner Blitzen
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What You see I couldn't get through on the phone
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Did I win Oh no it's not that simple
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No it's Wait wait wait You're too late
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I've already got the right answer I won Yeah
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I don't need the right answer to win I got this
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And what's that This Mr Track Star is a homemade explosive device
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A bomb Gasps Good Lordy
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Yes in layman's terms a bomb So back up
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You built a bomb I didn't have to build a bomb Don't you read the news
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Hundreds of these things come through the mail every day
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I just kept one in case I ever needed it
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So give me the doll or I'm gonna blow up everybody in this place
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Are you out of your mind Put this thing away This is not worth it
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Movie Summary
A father vows to get his son a Turbo Man action figure for Christmas. However, every store is sold out of them, and he must travel all over town and compete with everybody else in order to find one.
Actors
Howard Langston
Myron Larabee
