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[audience laughing] He just looked behind me
and went, "Ooh, pockets." [audience laughing] So now I'm driving home fucked up.
Like, "I gotta have a something." "I don't have an ass.
I don't have any ass at all." "I gotta have something.
I gotta have a little ass." "There's no way I don't have any ass." And I go home, and I swear to God, this is the first time
I ever looked at my ass
and went, "Ooh, pockets." [audience laughing] So now I'm driving home fucked up.
Like, "I gotta have a something." "I don't have an ass.
I don't have any ass at all." "I gotta have something.
I gotta have a little ass." "There's no way I don't have any ass." And I go home, and I swear to God, this is the first time
I ever looked at my ass
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[audience laughing]
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He just looked behind me
and went, "Ooh, pockets."
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[audience laughing]
00:00:08.842 --> 00:00:12.929
So now I'm driving home fucked up.
Like, "I gotta have a something."
00:00:13.638 --> 00:00:16.432
"I don't have an ass.
I don't have any ass at all."
00:00:16.516 --> 00:00:18.852
"I gotta have something.
I gotta have a little ass."
00:00:18.935 --> 00:00:21.229
"There's no way I don't have any ass."
00:00:21.938 --> 00:00:24.399
And I go home, and I swear to God,
00:00:24.482 --> 00:00:27.036
this is the first time
I ever looked at my ass.
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Movie Summary
A stand-up comedy special filmed at the historic King's Theatre in Brooklyn, NY, where Jo Koy humorously explores topics like social media, getting older, and entering a new life phase.