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Jo Koy: Live from Brooklyn

Can't even take a full shit'cause your asshole's so tight

[laughing continues] Can't even take a full shit
'cause your asshole's so tight

Full Transcript

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Can't even take a full shit 'cause your asshole's so tight.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:53
Uploaded
Apr 08, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A stand-up comedy special filmed at the historic King's Theatre in Brooklyn, NY, where Jo Koy humorously explores topics like social media, getting older, and entering a new life phase.
That's why everyone thinks you're full of shit 'cause you really are. - Jo Koy: Live from Brooklyn 00:05
That's why everyone thinks you're full of shit �...
[blowing, grunting] - Jo Koy: Live from Brooklyn 00:09
[blowing, grunting]
[audience laughing] - Jo Koy: Live from Brooklyn 00:07
[audience laughing]
Why wouldn't you wanna laugh, - Jo Koy: Live from Brooklyn 00:07
Why wouldn't you wanna laugh,
You go to work late, and you see a bunch of people in the break room laughing? - Jo Koy: Live from Brooklyn 00:05
You go to work late, and you see a bunch of people in the br...
What do you do? You start laughing and walking towards them, - Jo Koy: Live from Brooklyn 00:10
What do you do? You start laughing and walking towards them,
[mumbling] - Jo Koy: Live from Brooklyn 00:06
[mumbling]
Surround yourself with winners. Surround yourself with real friends. - Jo Koy: Live from Brooklyn 00:06
Surround yourself with winners. Surround yourself with real ...
You ever do something really good and post it, - Jo Koy: Live from Brooklyn 00:08
You ever do something really good and post it,
They act like they didn't see it. You know they fucking saw it. - Jo Koy: Live from Brooklyn 00:06
They act like they didn't see it. You know they fucking...
Those aren't your friends. Those are fucking crabs. - Jo Koy: Live from Brooklyn 00:05
Those aren't your friends. Those are fucking crabs.
You'll end up with five friends. It's probably your fucking family members. - Jo Koy: Live from Brooklyn 00:05
You'll end up with five friends. It's probably you...
[laughing continues] - Jo Koy: Live from Brooklyn 00:07
[laughing continues]
Forty-six. See? You have to ask Asians how old they are. - Jo Koy: Live from Brooklyn 00:05
Forty-six. See? You have to ask Asians how old they are.
[audience laughing] - Jo Koy: Live from Brooklyn 00:09
[audience laughing]
He's just younger than me 'cause he's a full-blown Asian. - Jo Koy: Live from Brooklyn 00:05
He's just younger than me 'cause he's a full-...
[growling, mumbling] - Jo Koy: Live from Brooklyn 00:05
[growling, mumbling]
The white part was like, "I'm gonna make you old." - Jo Koy: Live from Brooklyn 00:09
The white part was like, "I'm gonna make you old.&...
[laughing continues] - Jo Koy: Live from Brooklyn 00:07
[laughing continues]
"How many?" "Three." - Jo Koy: Live from Brooklyn 00:12
"How many?" "Three."