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Jo Koy: Live from Seattle

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Between raising a teenage boy and growing up with a Filipino mother, stand-up comic Jo Koy has been through a lot. He's here to tell you all about it.
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2017
Genre
comedy
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Art & Industry
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https://www.netflix.com/title/80134826

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Where's the hand? Look at her! And then look at her crotch. Piss. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
Where's the hand? Look at her! And then look at her cro...
She just pissed. You got that on tape, right? - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
She just pissed. You got that on tape, right?
She did exactly what I said. She went like that, then went like that, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
She did exactly what I said. She went like that, then went l...
I'm gonna shit. You want me to shit? I'll shit." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
I'm gonna shit. You want me to shit? I'll shit.&qu...
Just sitting at the dinner table, like, "You know why I married your mom, right?" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:08
Just sitting at the dinner table, like, "You know why I...
"She's Filipino, Dad." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
"She's Filipino, Dad."
Rice is rice." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:10
Rice is rice."
I'm not knocking what my mom had to do to get to America. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
I'm not knocking what my mom had to do to get to Americ...
Fuck it. That's her hustle. That was her hustle. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
Fuck it. That's her hustle. That was her hustle.
God bless you, Mom. She did what she had to do. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
God bless you, Mom. She did what she had to do.
You know how much a comedian makes in the Philippines? - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
You know how much a comedian makes in the Philippines?
A chicken and flip-flops. Fuck that. Fuck that. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
A chicken and flip-flops. Fuck that. Fuck that.
My mom and dad divorced when I was, like, ten, 11 years old. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
My mom and dad divorced when I was, like, ten, 11 years old.
My mom had to raise us on her own. She did that shit on her own. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
My mom had to raise us on her own. She did that shit on her ...
[cheers and applause] - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
[cheers and applause]
My mom raised us like we were still in the Philippines. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
My mom raised us like we were still in the Philippines.
She tried to cure everything at home, like a real Filipino woman. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
She tried to cure everything at home, like a real Filipino w...
You had to... You had to die to go to the hospital. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
You had to... You had to die to go to the hospital.
Shit. My mom cured everything with Vicks VapoRub. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
Shit. My mom cured everything with Vicks VapoRub.
I should've died nine times when I was a kid. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
I should've died nine times when I was a kid.
That's abuse! There was one time I thought I had pneumonia. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
That's abuse! There was one time I thought I had pneumo...
I go, "Mom, I think I have pneumonia." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
I go, "Mom, I think I have pneumonia."
Just rub it everywhere, Joseph. Rub it on the bottom of the foot, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:12
Just rub it everywhere, Joseph. Rub it on the bottom of the ...
I go, "Mom, I don't feel good. I can't sleep. I can't sleep, Mom." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:11
I go, "Mom, I don't feel good. I can't sleep....
That shit burned so bad. I go, "Mom, it burns! - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
That shit burned so bad. I go, "Mom, it burns!
I can't open my eyes!" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
I can't open my eyes!"
She never hit us. My mom never hit us. She just scared us a lot. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
She never hit us. My mom never hit us. She just scared us a ...
She loved to curse, and she used to flex like that. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
She loved to curse, and she used to flex like that.
She used to do that shit! She brought that to America! - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
She used to do that shit! She brought that to America!
Anyone that does this shit, hey, my mom started that shit. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
Anyone that does this shit, hey, my mom started that shit.
She did it to all of us. You know how embarrassing that is, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:09
She did it to all of us. You know how embarrassing that is,
"Get out of the goddamn Foot Locker. Get out of the Foot Locker!" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
"Get out of the goddamn Foot Locker. Get out of the Foo...
I used to cry and tell my mom, "Mom, when I have kids, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:15
I used to cry and tell my mom, "Mom, when I have kids,
Shit on my dreams. I'm telling you this: - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:08
Shit on my dreams. I'm telling you this:
If you have a Filipino mom, that is not the career choice you're supposed to have. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
If you have a Filipino mom, that is not the career choice yo...
Filipino moms predetermine what their kids are supposed to be when they grow up. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
Filipino moms predetermine what their kids are supposed to b...
There's a lot of Filipinos in here, right now, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
There's a lot of Filipinos in here, right now,
Elebate the peet! Elebate... Elebate the peet." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:09
Elebate the peet! Elebate... Elebate the peet."
Are you stupid?" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:10
Are you stupid?"
That's a great job, great benefits, good money. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
That's a great job, great benefits, good money.
My mom wanted me to be a nurse. Are you fucking kidding me? - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
My mom wanted me to be a nurse. Are you fucking kidding me?
Filipino moms shit on their kids' dreams. And you know I'm not lying. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
Filipino moms shit on their kids' dreams. And you know ...
You know I'm not lying. You can't have a dream. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
You know I'm not lying. You can't have a dream.
"What are you talking about... dream?" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:08
"What are you talking about... dream?"
All your aunties are nurses, your cousins are nurses. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
All your aunties are nurses, your cousins are nurses.
Just looked at me and went like this: "Joseph, who told you you were funny? - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
Just looked at me and went like this: "Joseph, who told...
It wasn't me." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
It wasn't me."
But you know there are some nurses out there - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
But you know there are some nurses out there
There are some nurses working at the hospital - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
There are some nurses working at the hospital
"Goddamn, that nurse can dance." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
"Goddamn, that nurse can dance."
My mother did not believe in me." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
My mother did not believe in me."
It's either nurse or mailman. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
It's either nurse or mailman.
Oh, shit. My mom cried and even suggested, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
Oh, shit. My mom cried and even suggested,
Your uncles are mailmen. Your cousins, they're mailmen." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:11
Your uncles are mailmen. Your cousins, they're mailmen....
I swear to God. I asked him, "Fred, why'd you become a mailman?" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
I swear to God. I asked him, "Fred, why'd you beco...
I came home from school, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:09
I came home from school,
By the way, my uncle is one of those Filipinos that hide their accent. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
By the way, my uncle is one of those Filipinos that hide the...
He's got a thick accent, but he likes to hide the accent - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
He's got a thick accent, but he likes to hide the accen...
So, I hear you want to be a comedian?" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
So, I hear you want to be a comedian?"
Filipino moms, stop turning into Filipino moms. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
Filipino moms, stop turning into Filipino moms.
I can guarantee you right now... There's a ton of Filipinos in here, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:10
I can guarantee you right now... There's a ton of Filip...
They're beautiful at the age of 20, but right when they hit 69, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
They're beautiful at the age of 20, but right when they...
"Where are we? Seattle? Moore Theatre?" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
"Where are we? Seattle? Moore Theatre?"
[chuckling] - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
[chuckling]
I told my son. I told him. I'm breaking that mold. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
I told my son. I told him. I'm breaking that mold.
I looked at my son right in the eyes, and I go, "Joe, look, if you have a dream - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:11
I looked at my son right in the eyes, and I go, "Joe, l...
[cheers and applause] - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:18
[cheers and applause]
You got another dream? What the fuck are you talking about? - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
You got another dream? What the fuck are you talking about?
You ever think about nursing? Get the fuck out of here." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:11
You ever think about nursing? Get the fuck out of here."...
Right when he turned 12, that's when he just stopped taking care of himself. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
Right when he turned 12, that's when he just stopped ta...
You know what to do, Joe." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:10
You know what to do, Joe."
Dad." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:08
Dad."
Let me read what the fuck you're trying to say to me." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
Let me read what the fuck you're trying to say to me.&q...
I'm over here. You're right fucking here." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
I'm over here. You're right fucking here."
Just rub it under this armpit like that. That's all you gotta do. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
Just rub it under this armpit like that. That's all you...
When you go to the other armpit, I want you to go across your mouth." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
When you go to the other armpit, I want you to go across you...
Just dirty. My son is dirty. He loves it. He thinks it's the funniest thing. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:08
Just dirty. My son is dirty. He loves it. He thinks it'...
My friend had a daughter the same time I had my son. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
My friend had a daughter the same time I had my son.
When she would sneeze, she'd announce it. "I gotta sneeze, Mommy. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
When she would sneeze, she'd announce it. "I gotta...
I need a napkin." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
I need a napkin."
"Here you go, baby. Put your nose in the napkin." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:11
"Here you go, baby. Put your nose in the napkin."
His face just explodes, mid-conversation. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
His face just explodes, mid-conversation.
"Here, wipe your face, Joe." Because I'm a good dad. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
"Here, wipe your face, Joe." Because I'm a go...
"Mom, can you pass a..." [splat] - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
"Mom, can you pass a..." [splat]
You could not go like that? Now there's boogers on the chicken. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
You could not go like that? Now there's boogers on the ...
All of that is yours. Enjoy boogers and chicken. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
All of that is yours. Enjoy boogers and chicken.
Delicious, huh?" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:08
Delicious, huh?"
Cover your mouth." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:08
Cover your mouth."
I know that. As a man, as a dad, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
I know that. As a man, as a dad,
Boys don't leave the fucking house. They don't leave. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
Boys don't leave the fucking house. They don't lea...
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Between raising a teenage boy and growing up with a Filipino mother, stand-up comic Jo Koy has been through a lot. He's here to tell you all about it.

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