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A chicken and flip-flops. Fuck that. Fuck that
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Jo Koy: Live from Seattle

A chicken and flip-flops.Fuck that. Fuck that

A chicken and flip-flops.
Fuck that. Fuck that

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A chicken and flip-flops. Fuck that. Fuck that.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
106
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:20
Uploaded
Jul 08, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Art & Industry

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Movie Summary

Between raising a teenage boy and growing up with a Filipino mother, stand-up comic Jo Koy has been through a lot. He's here to tell you all about it.
My mom and dad divorced when I was, like, ten, 11 years old. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
My mom and dad divorced when I was, like, ten, 11 years old.
My mom had to raise us on her own. She did that shit on her own. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
My mom had to raise us on her own. She did that shit on her ...
[cheers and applause] - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
[cheers and applause]
My mom raised us like we were still in the Philippines. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
My mom raised us like we were still in the Philippines.
She tried to cure everything at home, like a real Filipino woman. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
She tried to cure everything at home, like a real Filipino w...
You had to... You had to die to go to the hospital. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
You had to... You had to die to go to the hospital.
Shit. My mom cured everything with Vicks VapoRub. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
Shit. My mom cured everything with Vicks VapoRub.
I should've died nine times when I was a kid. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
I should've died nine times when I was a kid.
That's abuse! There was one time I thought I had pneumonia. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
That's abuse! There was one time I thought I had pneumo...
I go, "Mom, I think I have pneumonia." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
I go, "Mom, I think I have pneumonia."
Just rub it everywhere, Joseph. Rub it on the bottom of the foot, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:12
Just rub it everywhere, Joseph. Rub it on the bottom of the ...
I go, "Mom, I don't feel good. I can't sleep. I can't sleep, Mom." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:11
I go, "Mom, I don't feel good. I can't sleep....
That shit burned so bad. I go, "Mom, it burns! - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
That shit burned so bad. I go, "Mom, it burns!
I can't open my eyes!" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
I can't open my eyes!"
She never hit us. My mom never hit us. She just scared us a lot. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
She never hit us. My mom never hit us. She just scared us a ...
She loved to curse, and she used to flex like that. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
She loved to curse, and she used to flex like that.
She used to do that shit! She brought that to America! - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
She used to do that shit! She brought that to America!
Anyone that does this shit, hey, my mom started that shit. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
Anyone that does this shit, hey, my mom started that shit.
She did it to all of us. You know how embarrassing that is, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:09
She did it to all of us. You know how embarrassing that is,
"Get out of the goddamn Foot Locker. Get out of the Foot Locker!" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
"Get out of the goddamn Foot Locker. Get out of the Foo...