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And I hired you to teach my son math
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Jo Koy: Live from Seattle

And I hired you to teach my son math

And I hired you to teach my son math

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And I hired you to teach my son math.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:56
Uploaded
Jul 09, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Art & Industry

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Movie Summary

Between raising a teenage boy and growing up with a Filipino mother, stand-up comic Jo Koy has been through a lot. He's here to tell you all about it.
Sounds like you owe me money." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
Sounds like you owe me money."
I'm paying college tuition for my son's seventh-grade education. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
I'm paying college tuition for my son's seventh-gr...
And then I get a call from the principal. "Mr. Koy, you forgot to pay your milk fee. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
And then I get a call from the principal. "Mr. Koy, you...
You forgot to pay your milk fee, Mr. Koy." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:09
You forgot to pay your milk fee, Mr. Koy."
I got so mad. I was filling out that paperwork, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:15
I got so mad. I was filling out that paperwork,
We couldn't afford milk, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
We couldn't afford milk,
I couldn't wait to get to school so I could actually taste calcium. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
I couldn't wait to get to school so I could actually ta...
And it's delicious when it's free." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:09
And it's delicious when it's free."
I go, "Joe, a free milk was a carton of milk - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:16
I go, "Joe, a free milk was a carton of milk
That side had too much glue. You couldn't even open that fucking side. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
That side had too much glue. You couldn't even open tha...
And when you were done with that milk, you put soil in it and a bean, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:08
And when you were done with that milk, you put soil in it an...
How is my son gonna be humble when I've been driving him to school? - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
How is my son gonna be humble when I've been driving hi...
His whole school career, he's been chauffeured to school. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
His whole school career, he's been chauffeured to schoo...
He's never been on a bus before. That shit will make you humble. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
He's never been on a bus before. That shit will make yo...
Go to school on a public bus. He doesn't even know what a public bus... - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
Go to school on a public bus. He doesn't even know what...
We were driving on the freeway, and a school bus passed us, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
We were driving on the freeway, and a school bus passed us,
He's been going to school... You gotta go to school on a bus. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
He's been going to school... You gotta go to school on ...
Go to school on a bus with a bunch of kids that hate their fucking life. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
Go to school on a bus with a bunch of kids that hate their f...
I was the last kid on, and I was the last kid off. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
I was the last kid on, and I was the last kid off.
Hated that shit. Every time I got on, there was only one seat left, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
Hated that shit. Every time I got on, there was only one sea...