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Jo Koy: Live from Seattle

And the guys always get mad."Yeah, but every time she goes out, guys buy her drinks,and...

And the guys always get mad.
"Yeah, but every time she goes out, guys buy her drinks,
and then she fucking takes them." No shit! They're free, asshole

Full Transcript

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And the guys always get mad. "Yeah, but every time she goes out,
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guys buy her drinks, and then she fucking takes them."
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No shit! They're free, asshole.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:27
Uploaded
Jul 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Art & Industry

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Movie Summary

Between raising a teenage boy and growing up with a Filipino mother, stand-up comic Jo Koy has been through a lot. He's here to tell you all about it.
If a girl walked up to you... "Hey, I'd like to buy you a drink," - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
If a girl walked up to you... "Hey, I'd like to bu...
And if a guy is buying your chick at the club a drink, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
And if a guy is buying your chick at the club a drink,
That's her hustle. She's hot, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
That's her hustle. She's hot,
Every girl that has a man and she's at a club - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
Every girl that has a man and she's at a club
She'll keep getting those drinks for free. She'll get them, as many as she can. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
She'll keep getting those drinks for free. She'll ...
"I'm gonna drink free all night." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
"I'm gonna drink free all night."
Bye. Bye! Thank you!" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:09
Bye. Bye! Thank you!"
"Thank you. Thank you." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
"Thank you. Thank you."
And then she's gonna come home drunk, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
And then she's gonna come home drunk,
Don't stay at home. Go get fucked up, too. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
Don't stay at home. Go get fucked up, too.
That's the best sex you'll ever have. You both ignore each other all night, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:10
That's the best sex you'll ever have. You both ign...
Babe!" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
Babe!"
[chuckles] - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:09
[chuckles]
"Hi, baby." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
"Hi, baby."
Why didn't you text me all night?" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:10
Why didn't you text me all night?"
I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you."
I swear to God. I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:14
I swear to God. I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you.&quo...
"I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:12
"I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you."
The woman always gets to the bedroom first, completely naked. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
The woman always gets to the bedroom first, completely naked...
Completely naked. "Come on, baby. Come on. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
Completely naked. "Come on, baby. Come on.