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And the kiosk with the hoverboards
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Jo Koy: Live from Seattle

And the kiosk with the hoverboards

And the kiosk with the hoverboards

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And the kiosk with the hoverboards.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
49
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:30
Uploaded
Jul 09, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Art & Industry

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Between raising a teenage boy and growing up with a Filipino mother, stand-up comic Jo Koy has been through a lot. He's here to tell you all about it.
Oh, shit. And my son got on it like a fucking natural. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
Oh, shit. And my son got on it like a fucking natural.
Dad! I've got to have this, Dad. I've got to have this." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:08
Dad! I've got to have this, Dad. I've got to have ...
I go, "Yes, we do." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:08
I go, "Yes, we do."
I was, like, "No. I can't buy that for you." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:09
I was, like, "No. I can't buy that for you."
Bring the grade up to a B, and I'll buy it for you." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:11
Bring the grade up to a B, and I'll buy it for you.&quo...
Why'd you fail the test, man?" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
Why'd you fail the test, man?"
You bring the grade up, it's done." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
You bring the grade up, it's done."
This is how shitty of a dad I am. Just for one week with the tutor, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:08
This is how shitty of a dad I am. Just for one week with the...
And I got that hoverboard. Oh, I fucking love that thing. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
And I got that hoverboard. Oh, I fucking love that thing.
"You want cereal?" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
"You want cereal?"
I crashed on that hoverboard. Holy shit. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
I crashed on that hoverboard. Holy shit.
Oh, my fucking hip! It's broken!" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
Oh, my fucking hip! It's broken!"
I don't know how they got past inspection. They're dangerous. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
I don't know how they got past inspection. They're...
I swear to God, it just stops mid-ride. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
I swear to God, it just stops mid-ride.
And then it catapults you across the living room at 17 miles per hour. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
And then it catapults you across the living room at 17 miles...
I'm flying through the air with a bowl of cereal, like, "What the fuck?! - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
I'm flying through the air with a bowl of cereal, like,...
Thirteen. God damn it. They grow fast, you guys. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
Thirteen. God damn it. They grow fast, you guys.
He's at that age where he doesn't want to kiss me anymore. It makes me so sad. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
He's at that age where he doesn't want to kiss me ...
I hate it. "Have a good day at school." He's like this: "All right." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
I hate it. "Have a good day at school." He's ...
I don't know what to do now. Turning into a man. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
I don't know what to do now. Turning into a man.