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Don't touch me, Dad.
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Jo Koy: Live from Seattle

Don't touch me, Dad." Girls at 18 don't give a shit.They're ready for the world

Don't touch me, Dad." Girls at 18 don't give a shit.
They're ready for the world

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Don't touch me, Dad."
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Girls at 18 don't give a shit. They're ready for the world.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:51
Uploaded
Jul 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Art & Industry

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Movie Summary

Between raising a teenage boy and growing up with a Filipino mother, stand-up comic Jo Koy has been through a lot. He's here to tell you all about it.
And the reason why I know is because I have two sisters... - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
And the reason why I know is because I have two sisters...
Gemma and Rowena. Both of them left at 18, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
Gemma and Rowena. Both of them left at 18,
My sister Rowena was the first one to go. Had a full-time job at Wendy's. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
My sister Rowena was the first one to go. Had a full-time jo...
Showed me her paychecks every week. "Look at this shit. I'm rich." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:10
Showed me her paychecks every week. "Look at this shit....
She had it. "Whatever, Mom. I'm going. I'm getting the fuck out of here. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
She had it. "Whatever, Mom. I'm going. I'm ge...
And you know what? Me and Brian, we've been looking for a place, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:11
And you know what? Me and Brian, we've been looking for...
And my sister didn't even flinch. "Fine! Fuck it! I'm out of here!" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:09
And my sister didn't even flinch. "Fine! Fuck it! ...
I remember that day like it was yesterday. She was in the garage, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:08
I remember that day like it was yesterday. She was in the ga...
And then my sister yelled up to my room, "I love you so much, Joe!" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
And then my sister yelled up to my room, "I love you so...
She's gonna die, Mom!" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
She's gonna die, Mom!"
You want to die with her, Joseph?" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:10
You want to die with her, Joseph?"
Then my other sister, Gemma, 18... left. She never came back. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
Then my other sister, Gemma, 18... left. She never came back...
Twenty-eight! And even then I wasn't sure I was ready to go. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
Twenty-eight! And even then I wasn't sure I was ready t...
I remember standing at the doorway with a garbage bag full of my clothes, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
I remember standing at the doorway with a garbage bag full o...
It's time for you to be a man now, Joseph. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
It's time for you to be a man now, Joseph.
I go, "Mom, there's no insulation in the garage." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:11
I go, "Mom, there's no insulation in the garage.&q...
"Come back in here, Joseph. I was just joking. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
"Come back in here, Joseph. I was just joking.
And then I moved out again at 32. But fuck it. That's what boys do. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
And then I moved out again at 32. But fuck it. That's w...
It's cold out there, huh?" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:08
It's cold out there, huh?"
My sister Rowena, especially. Holy shit. Every weekend. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
My sister Rowena, especially. Holy shit. Every weekend.