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Five years, ten years, five days... it doesn't matter
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Jo Koy: Live from Seattle

Five years, ten years, five days...it doesn't matter

five years, ten years, five days...
it doesn't matter

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five years, ten years, five days... it doesn't matter.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:32
Uploaded
Jul 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Art & Industry

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Movie Summary

Between raising a teenage boy and growing up with a Filipino mother, stand-up comic Jo Koy has been through a lot. He's here to tell you all about it.
I want every woman to know this: - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
I want every woman to know this:
I swear to God. There's no one creepier in this room. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
I swear to God. There's no one creepier in this room.
That guy is a creepy, creepy fuck. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
That guy is a creepy, creepy fuck.
Don't give it to him for a couple days. Watch him just, "Uhh!" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
Don't give it to him for a couple days. Watch him just,...
Shirt tucked under the chin. Did you know that, ladies? - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
Shirt tucked under the chin. Did you know that, ladies?
Because he doesn't want the bottom of the shirt to touch his dick, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:08
Because he doesn't want the bottom of the shirt to touc...
Creepy fucker's gonna wear his jerk-off shirt - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
Creepy fucker's gonna wear his jerk-off shirt
I swear to God, the diversity in this room is amazing. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
I swear to God, the diversity in this room is amazing.
No one is more indirectly racist than Filipino moms. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
No one is more indirectly racist than Filipino moms.
"Where are you, Andre?" "Right here, motherfuckers. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
"Where are you, Andre?" "Right here, motherfu...
I win again." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:08
I win again."
I took her to the kitchen. I was, like, "Mom, are you kidding me? - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
I took her to the kitchen. I was, like, "Mom, are you k...
Just because he's black, you want me to put your purse in the room? - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
Just because he's black, you want me to put your purse ...
Are you kidding me right now?" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
Are you kidding me right now?"
She just looked at me and goes, "Oh, just because he's black, Joseph, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:08
She just looked at me and goes, "Oh, just because he�...
White, black, Latino, Asian. I don't care. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
White, black, Latino, Asian. I don't care.
That's a Louis Vuitton." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:08
That's a Louis Vuitton."
You're making Andre feel very uncomfortable." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
You're making Andre feel very uncomfortable."
You are. Bringing me into the kitchen to talk to me. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
You are. Bringing me into the kitchen to talk to me.
"Out of everything you could've cooked tonight, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:12
"Out of everything you could've cooked tonight,