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Jo Koy: Live from Seattle

I was the creepiest. When I was 13? Shit

[grunts] I was the creepiest. When I was 13? Shit

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I was the creepiest. When I was 13? Shit.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:44
Uploaded
Jul 09, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Art & Industry

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Movie Summary

Between raising a teenage boy and growing up with a Filipino mother, stand-up comic Jo Koy has been through a lot. He's here to tell you all about it.
Thirteen... I could eat cereal, jerk off, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
Thirteen... I could eat cereal, jerk off,
It's gross, but it's life. This is it. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
It's gross, but it's life. This is it.
They don't know. The first times that they do it, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
They don't know. The first times that they do it,
[laughing] - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:09
[laughing]
And that's why we get caught. Because we think that happens every time. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
And that's why we get caught. Because we think that hap...
One day, something comes out, and we don't know what to fucking do. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
One day, something comes out, and we don't know what to...
Oh, no! Oh, my God! - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
Oh, no! Oh, my God!
No, no! No! - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
No, no! No!
We don't stop, all right? I didn't stop. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
We don't stop, all right? I didn't stop.
Worst day of my... And I don't like how quiet it is in this room right now. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
Worst day of my... And I don't like how quiet it is in ...
I really don't. I don't like how every guy is looking at me like: - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
I really don't. I don't like how every guy is look...
How could he get caught by his mother?" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
How could he get caught by his mother?"
You got caught by your mom, too. She caught your dumb ass. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
You got caught by your mom, too. She caught your dumb ass.
She saw it. That's a grown woman. She knows what her teenage son is doing. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
She saw it. That's a grown woman. She knows what her te...
But she found it. Whatever it was you were abusing, she found it. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
But she found it. Whatever it was you were abusing, she foun...
She just... She didn't say anything to you. My mom said something to me, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
She just... She didn't say anything to you. My mom said...
You want me to clean it? Fuck you, Joseph. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
You want me to clean it? Fuck you, Joseph.
That's disgusting. I've been throwing all your socks away. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
That's disgusting. I've been throwing all your soc...
You fuck those... no more socks, Joseph. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
You fuck those... no more socks, Joseph.
The principal will call me. 'Joseph doesn't have any socks.' - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
The principal will call me. 'Joseph doesn't have a...