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I couldn't wait to get to school so I could actually taste calcium
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Jo Koy: Live from Seattle

I couldn't wait to get to schoolso I could actually taste calcium

I couldn't wait to get to school
so I could actually taste calcium

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I couldn't wait to get to school so I could actually taste calcium.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:11
Uploaded
Jul 08, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Art & Industry

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Movie Summary

Between raising a teenage boy and growing up with a Filipino mother, stand-up comic Jo Koy has been through a lot. He's here to tell you all about it.
And it's delicious when it's free." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:09
And it's delicious when it's free."
I go, "Joe, a free milk was a carton of milk - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:16
I go, "Joe, a free milk was a carton of milk
That side had too much glue. You couldn't even open that fucking side. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
That side had too much glue. You couldn't even open tha...
And when you were done with that milk, you put soil in it and a bean, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:08
And when you were done with that milk, you put soil in it an...
How is my son gonna be humble when I've been driving him to school? - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
How is my son gonna be humble when I've been driving hi...
His whole school career, he's been chauffeured to school. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
His whole school career, he's been chauffeured to schoo...
He's never been on a bus before. That shit will make you humble. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
He's never been on a bus before. That shit will make yo...
Go to school on a public bus. He doesn't even know what a public bus... - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
Go to school on a public bus. He doesn't even know what...
We were driving on the freeway, and a school bus passed us, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
We were driving on the freeway, and a school bus passed us,
He's been going to school... You gotta go to school on a bus. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
He's been going to school... You gotta go to school on ...
Go to school on a bus with a bunch of kids that hate their fucking life. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
Go to school on a bus with a bunch of kids that hate their f...
I was the last kid on, and I was the last kid off. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
I was the last kid on, and I was the last kid off.
Hated that shit. Every time I got on, there was only one seat left, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
Hated that shit. Every time I got on, there was only one sea...
He's, like, "You better not even think about sitting here." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:16
He's, like, "You better not even think about sitti...
"You'd better sit down back there." "I don't know where to sit. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
"You'd better sit down back there." "I d...
Just let me... let me sit on the edge." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:09
Just let me... let me sit on the edge."
I've got to stop spoiling him. I spoil him too much. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
I've got to stop spoiling him. I spoil him too much.
And yes, it's for him, but he doesn't know that it's actually for us. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
And yes, it's for him, but he doesn't know that it...
All that cool shit he has, I want it, too. I want it so bad. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
All that cool shit he has, I want it, too. I want it so bad.
I go, "Joe, you want a PS4 for Christmas?" He goes, "No." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
I go, "Joe, you want a PS4 for Christmas?" He goes...