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Jo Koy: Live from Seattle

I don't know how they got past inspection.They're dangerous

I don't know how they got past inspection.
They're dangerous

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I don't know how they got past inspection. They're dangerous.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:14
Uploaded
Jul 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Art & Industry

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Movie Summary

Between raising a teenage boy and growing up with a Filipino mother, stand-up comic Jo Koy has been through a lot. He's here to tell you all about it.
I swear to God, it just stops mid-ride. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
I swear to God, it just stops mid-ride.
And then it catapults you across the living room at 17 miles per hour. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
And then it catapults you across the living room at 17 miles...
I'm flying through the air with a bowl of cereal, like, "What the fuck?! - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
I'm flying through the air with a bowl of cereal, like,...
Thirteen. God damn it. They grow fast, you guys. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
Thirteen. God damn it. They grow fast, you guys.
He's at that age where he doesn't want to kiss me anymore. It makes me so sad. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
He's at that age where he doesn't want to kiss me ...
I hate it. "Have a good day at school." He's like this: "All right." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
I hate it. "Have a good day at school." He's ...
I don't know what to do now. Turning into a man. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
I don't know what to do now. Turning into a man.
It's too quick. I'm not even mentally prepared for this. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
It's too quick. I'm not even mentally prepared for...
It sucked. Last year... This is when I found out. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
It sucked. Last year... This is when I found out.
He was in the pool, swimming, and I'm on the outside of the pool, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
He was in the pool, swimming, and I'm on the outside of...
And when he said "pubic hair," he meant one pubic hair. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
And when he said "pubic hair," he meant one pubic ...
Just one. It's so long, it's tickling his asshole. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
Just one. It's so long, it's tickling his asshole.
And I started crying. I go, "Why do you have a pubic hair? - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
And I started crying. I go, "Why do you have a pubic ha...
Why?" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
Why?"
That was last year. He's 13 now. How many does he have now, 20? - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
That was last year. He's 13 now. How many does he have ...
I'm not ready for that. No more toys anymore. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
I'm not ready for that. No more toys anymore.
No more of the cute toys he used to play with when he was 11, 12. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
No more of the cute toys he used to play with when he was 11...
He's got a new toy that he's gonna love to play with a lot more. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
He's got a new toy that he's gonna love to play wi...
And there's nothing I can do about it. I'm not prepared for that. My son? - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
And there's nothing I can do about it. I'm not pre...
I'm gonna catch him. It's inevitable. I'm gonna catch my son jerking off. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
I'm gonna catch him. It's inevitable. I'm gon...