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I should've died nine times when I was a kid
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Jo Koy: Live from Seattle

I should've died nine timeswhen I was a kid

I should've died nine times
when I was a kid

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I should've died nine times when I was a kid.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
63
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:21
Uploaded
Jul 09, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Art & Industry

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Between raising a teenage boy and growing up with a Filipino mother, stand-up comic Jo Koy has been through a lot. He's here to tell you all about it.
That's abuse! There was one time I thought I had pneumonia. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
That's abuse! There was one time I thought I had pneumo...
I go, "Mom, I think I have pneumonia." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
I go, "Mom, I think I have pneumonia."
Just rub it everywhere, Joseph. Rub it on the bottom of the foot, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:12
Just rub it everywhere, Joseph. Rub it on the bottom of the ...
I go, "Mom, I don't feel good. I can't sleep. I can't sleep, Mom." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:11
I go, "Mom, I don't feel good. I can't sleep....
That shit burned so bad. I go, "Mom, it burns! - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
That shit burned so bad. I go, "Mom, it burns!
I can't open my eyes!" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
I can't open my eyes!"
She never hit us. My mom never hit us. She just scared us a lot. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
She never hit us. My mom never hit us. She just scared us a ...
She loved to curse, and she used to flex like that. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
She loved to curse, and she used to flex like that.
She used to do that shit! She brought that to America! - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
She used to do that shit! She brought that to America!
Anyone that does this shit, hey, my mom started that shit. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
Anyone that does this shit, hey, my mom started that shit.
She did it to all of us. You know how embarrassing that is, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:09
She did it to all of us. You know how embarrassing that is,
"Get out of the goddamn Foot Locker. Get out of the Foot Locker!" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
"Get out of the goddamn Foot Locker. Get out of the Foo...
I used to cry and tell my mom, "Mom, when I have kids, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:15
I used to cry and tell my mom, "Mom, when I have kids,
Shit on my dreams. I'm telling you this: - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:08
Shit on my dreams. I'm telling you this:
If you have a Filipino mom, that is not the career choice you're supposed to have. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
If you have a Filipino mom, that is not the career choice yo...
Filipino moms predetermine what their kids are supposed to be when they grow up. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
Filipino moms predetermine what their kids are supposed to b...
There's a lot of Filipinos in here, right now, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
There's a lot of Filipinos in here, right now,
Elebate the peet! Elebate... Elebate the peet." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:09
Elebate the peet! Elebate... Elebate the peet."
Are you stupid?" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:10
Are you stupid?"
That's a great job, great benefits, good money. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
That's a great job, great benefits, good money.