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It's too quick. I'm not even mentally prepared for this
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Jo Koy: Live from Seattle

It's too quick. I'm not evenmentally prepared for this

It's too quick. I'm not even
mentally prepared for this

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It's too quick. I'm not even mentally prepared for this.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:37:17
Uploaded
Jul 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Art & Industry

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Movie Summary

Between raising a teenage boy and growing up with a Filipino mother, stand-up comic Jo Koy has been through a lot. He's here to tell you all about it.
It sucked. Last year... This is when I found out. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
It sucked. Last year... This is when I found out.
He was in the pool, swimming, and I'm on the outside of the pool, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
He was in the pool, swimming, and I'm on the outside of...
And when he said "pubic hair," he meant one pubic hair. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
And when he said "pubic hair," he meant one pubic ...
Just one. It's so long, it's tickling his asshole. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
Just one. It's so long, it's tickling his asshole.
And I started crying. I go, "Why do you have a pubic hair? - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
And I started crying. I go, "Why do you have a pubic ha...
Why?" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
Why?"
That was last year. He's 13 now. How many does he have now, 20? - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
That was last year. He's 13 now. How many does he have ...
I'm not ready for that. No more toys anymore. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
I'm not ready for that. No more toys anymore.
No more of the cute toys he used to play with when he was 11, 12. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
No more of the cute toys he used to play with when he was 11...
He's got a new toy that he's gonna love to play with a lot more. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
He's got a new toy that he's gonna love to play wi...
And there's nothing I can do about it. I'm not prepared for that. My son? - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
And there's nothing I can do about it. I'm not pre...
I'm gonna catch him. It's inevitable. I'm gonna catch my son jerking off. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
I'm gonna catch him. It's inevitable. I'm gon...
I don't even know what to say to him. What do I say? "Stop doing that"? - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
I don't even know what to say to him. What do I say? &q...
He's gonna get caught. Because boys are sloppy with their work. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
He's gonna get caught. Because boys are sloppy with the...
[grunts] - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
[grunts]
Thirteen... I could eat cereal, jerk off, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
Thirteen... I could eat cereal, jerk off,
It's gross, but it's life. This is it. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
It's gross, but it's life. This is it.
They don't know. The first times that they do it, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
They don't know. The first times that they do it,
[laughing] - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:09
[laughing]
And that's why we get caught. Because we think that happens every time. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
And that's why we get caught. Because we think that hap...