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Jo Koy: Live from Seattle

"Mom, can you pass a..." "Are you fucking kidding me?

"Mom, can you pass a..."
[splat] "Are you fucking kidding me?

Full Transcript

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"Mom, can you pass a..." [splat]
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"Are you fucking kidding me?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
60
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:21
Uploaded
Jul 09, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Art & Industry

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Movie Summary

Between raising a teenage boy and growing up with a Filipino mother, stand-up comic Jo Koy has been through a lot. He's here to tell you all about it.
You could not go like that? Now there's boogers on the chicken. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
You could not go like that? Now there's boogers on the ...
All of that is yours. Enjoy boogers and chicken. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
All of that is yours. Enjoy boogers and chicken.
Delicious, huh?" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:08
Delicious, huh?"
Cover your mouth." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:08
Cover your mouth."
I know that. As a man, as a dad, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
I know that. As a man, as a dad,
Boys don't leave the fucking house. They don't leave. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
Boys don't leave the fucking house. They don't lea...
"I ain't leaving. My mom can cook." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
"I ain't leaving. My mom can cook."
Because girls mature quicker, they grow up faster, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
Because girls mature quicker, they grow up faster,
"Don't talk to me like that, Mom! That's bullshit! I'm a fucking woman! - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
"Don't talk to me like that, Mom! That's bull...
Don't touch me, Dad." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:08
Don't touch me, Dad."
And the reason why I know is because I have two sisters... - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
And the reason why I know is because I have two sisters...
Gemma and Rowena. Both of them left at 18, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
Gemma and Rowena. Both of them left at 18,
My sister Rowena was the first one to go. Had a full-time job at Wendy's. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
My sister Rowena was the first one to go. Had a full-time jo...
Showed me her paychecks every week. "Look at this shit. I'm rich." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:10
Showed me her paychecks every week. "Look at this shit....
She had it. "Whatever, Mom. I'm going. I'm getting the fuck out of here. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
She had it. "Whatever, Mom. I'm going. I'm ge...
And you know what? Me and Brian, we've been looking for a place, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:11
And you know what? Me and Brian, we've been looking for...
And my sister didn't even flinch. "Fine! Fuck it! I'm out of here!" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:09
And my sister didn't even flinch. "Fine! Fuck it! ...
I remember that day like it was yesterday. She was in the garage, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:08
I remember that day like it was yesterday. She was in the ga...
And then my sister yelled up to my room, "I love you so much, Joe!" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
And then my sister yelled up to my room, "I love you so...
She's gonna die, Mom!" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
She's gonna die, Mom!"