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Jo Koy: Live from Seattle

My friend had a daughterthe same time I had my son

My friend had a daughter
the same time I had my son

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My friend had a daughter the same time I had my son.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
79
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:21
Uploaded
Jul 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Art & Industry

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Movie Summary

Between raising a teenage boy and growing up with a Filipino mother, stand-up comic Jo Koy has been through a lot. He's here to tell you all about it.
When she would sneeze, she'd announce it. "I gotta sneeze, Mommy. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
When she would sneeze, she'd announce it. "I gotta...
I need a napkin." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
I need a napkin."
"Here you go, baby. Put your nose in the napkin." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:11
"Here you go, baby. Put your nose in the napkin."
His face just explodes, mid-conversation. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
His face just explodes, mid-conversation.
"Here, wipe your face, Joe." Because I'm a good dad. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
"Here, wipe your face, Joe." Because I'm a go...
"Mom, can you pass a..." [splat] - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
"Mom, can you pass a..." [splat]
You could not go like that? Now there's boogers on the chicken. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
You could not go like that? Now there's boogers on the ...
All of that is yours. Enjoy boogers and chicken. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
All of that is yours. Enjoy boogers and chicken.
Delicious, huh?" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:08
Delicious, huh?"
Cover your mouth." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:08
Cover your mouth."
I know that. As a man, as a dad, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
I know that. As a man, as a dad,
Boys don't leave the fucking house. They don't leave. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
Boys don't leave the fucking house. They don't lea...
"I ain't leaving. My mom can cook." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
"I ain't leaving. My mom can cook."
Because girls mature quicker, they grow up faster, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
Because girls mature quicker, they grow up faster,
"Don't talk to me like that, Mom! That's bullshit! I'm a fucking woman! - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
"Don't talk to me like that, Mom! That's bull...
Don't touch me, Dad." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:08
Don't touch me, Dad."
And the reason why I know is because I have two sisters... - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
And the reason why I know is because I have two sisters...
Gemma and Rowena. Both of them left at 18, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
Gemma and Rowena. Both of them left at 18,
My sister Rowena was the first one to go. Had a full-time job at Wendy's. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
My sister Rowena was the first one to go. Had a full-time jo...
Showed me her paychecks every week. "Look at this shit. I'm rich." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:10
Showed me her paychecks every week. "Look at this shit....