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Jo Koy: Live from Seattle

Rice is rice." What the fuck? "Rice is rice!" That's so racist!

Rice is rice." What the fuck? "Rice is rice!" That's so racist!

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Rice is rice."
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What the fuck? "Rice is rice!"
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That's so racist!
Duration
10 seconds
Views
54
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:47
Uploaded
Jul 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Art & Industry

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Movie Summary

Between raising a teenage boy and growing up with a Filipino mother, stand-up comic Jo Koy has been through a lot. He's here to tell you all about it.
I'm not knocking what my mom had to do to get to America. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
I'm not knocking what my mom had to do to get to Americ...
Fuck it. That's her hustle. That was her hustle. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
Fuck it. That's her hustle. That was her hustle.
God bless you, Mom. She did what she had to do. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
God bless you, Mom. She did what she had to do.
You know how much a comedian makes in the Philippines? - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
You know how much a comedian makes in the Philippines?
A chicken and flip-flops. Fuck that. Fuck that. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
A chicken and flip-flops. Fuck that. Fuck that.
My mom and dad divorced when I was, like, ten, 11 years old. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
My mom and dad divorced when I was, like, ten, 11 years old.
My mom had to raise us on her own. She did that shit on her own. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
My mom had to raise us on her own. She did that shit on her ...
[cheers and applause] - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
[cheers and applause]
My mom raised us like we were still in the Philippines. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
My mom raised us like we were still in the Philippines.
She tried to cure everything at home, like a real Filipino woman. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
She tried to cure everything at home, like a real Filipino w...
You had to... You had to die to go to the hospital. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
You had to... You had to die to go to the hospital.
Shit. My mom cured everything with Vicks VapoRub. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
Shit. My mom cured everything with Vicks VapoRub.
I should've died nine times when I was a kid. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
I should've died nine times when I was a kid.
That's abuse! There was one time I thought I had pneumonia. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
That's abuse! There was one time I thought I had pneumo...
I go, "Mom, I think I have pneumonia." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
I go, "Mom, I think I have pneumonia."
Just rub it everywhere, Joseph. Rub it on the bottom of the foot, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:12
Just rub it everywhere, Joseph. Rub it on the bottom of the ...
I go, "Mom, I don't feel good. I can't sleep. I can't sleep, Mom." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:11
I go, "Mom, I don't feel good. I can't sleep....
That shit burned so bad. I go, "Mom, it burns! - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
That shit burned so bad. I go, "Mom, it burns!
I can't open my eyes!" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
I can't open my eyes!"
She never hit us. My mom never hit us. She just scared us a lot. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
She never hit us. My mom never hit us. She just scared us a ...