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Jo Koy: Live from Seattle

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Duration
4 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:08
Uploaded
Jul 08, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Art & Industry

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Between raising a teenage boy and growing up with a Filipino mother, stand-up comic Jo Koy has been through a lot. He's here to tell you all about it.
It's fucking... It's like a Transformer. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
It's fucking... It's like a Transformer.
It's like, "Babybots." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
It's like, "Babybots."
It's not even vagina. It's called "va-gina." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
It's not even vagina. It's called "va-gina.&q...
Push! Oh, here comes the baby! - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
Push! Oh, here comes the baby!
Her pussy just ate the baby!" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:09
Her pussy just ate the baby!"
Dating. Dating, right? It's rough, right? Shit. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
Dating. Dating, right? It's rough, right? Shit.
Here's the thing about dating. All you need is just to be secure. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
Here's the thing about dating. All you need is just to ...
Just be secure and your girl is gonna fucking love you. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
Just be secure and your girl is gonna fucking love you.
Stop being insecure. The minute you're insecure - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
Stop being insecure. The minute you're insecure
"Where are you going?" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:11
"Where are you going?"
Seriously? Do I do this shit with you on your fucking guys' night out?" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:15
Seriously? Do I do this shit with you on your fucking guys&#...
That turns a girl on. Ignore her. She loves that shit. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
That turns a girl on. Ignore her. She loves that shit.
It pisses her off, and she loves it at the same time. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
It pisses her off, and she loves it at the same time.
When you don't call her the whole time. It even confuses her when she leaves. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
When you don't call her the whole time. It even confuse...
"I'm going out with my girls." "All right, see you." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
"I'm going out with my girls." "All righ...
"No. Just go with your girls." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:10
"No. Just go with your girls."
Because guys get mad at girls when they go out with their girlfriends. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
Because guys get mad at girls when they go out with their gi...
And the guys always get mad. "Yeah, but every time she goes out, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:10
And the guys always get mad. "Yeah, but every time she ...
If a girl walked up to you... "Hey, I'd like to buy you a drink," - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
If a girl walked up to you... "Hey, I'd like to bu...
And if a guy is buying your chick at the club a drink, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
And if a guy is buying your chick at the club a drink,