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That was last year. He's 13 now. How many does he have now, 20?
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Jo Koy: Live from Seattle

That was last year. He's 13 now.How many does he have now, 20?

That was last year. He's 13 now.
How many does he have now, 20?

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That was last year. He's 13 now. How many does he have now, 20?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:09
Uploaded
Jul 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Art & Industry

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Between raising a teenage boy and growing up with a Filipino mother, stand-up comic Jo Koy has been through a lot. He's here to tell you all about it.
I'm not ready for that. No more toys anymore. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
I'm not ready for that. No more toys anymore.
No more of the cute toys he used to play with when he was 11, 12. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
No more of the cute toys he used to play with when he was 11...
He's got a new toy that he's gonna love to play with a lot more. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
He's got a new toy that he's gonna love to play wi...
And there's nothing I can do about it. I'm not prepared for that. My son? - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
And there's nothing I can do about it. I'm not pre...
I'm gonna catch him. It's inevitable. I'm gonna catch my son jerking off. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
I'm gonna catch him. It's inevitable. I'm gon...
I don't even know what to say to him. What do I say? "Stop doing that"? - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
I don't even know what to say to him. What do I say? &q...
He's gonna get caught. Because boys are sloppy with their work. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
He's gonna get caught. Because boys are sloppy with the...
[grunts] - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
[grunts]
Thirteen... I could eat cereal, jerk off, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
Thirteen... I could eat cereal, jerk off,
It's gross, but it's life. This is it. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
It's gross, but it's life. This is it.
They don't know. The first times that they do it, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
They don't know. The first times that they do it,
[laughing] - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:09
[laughing]
And that's why we get caught. Because we think that happens every time. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
And that's why we get caught. Because we think that hap...
One day, something comes out, and we don't know what to fucking do. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
One day, something comes out, and we don't know what to...
Oh, no! Oh, my God! - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
Oh, no! Oh, my God!
No, no! No! - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
No, no! No!
We don't stop, all right? I didn't stop. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
We don't stop, all right? I didn't stop.
Worst day of my... And I don't like how quiet it is in this room right now. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
Worst day of my... And I don't like how quiet it is in ...
I really don't. I don't like how every guy is looking at me like: - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
I really don't. I don't like how every guy is look...
How could he get caught by his mother?" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
How could he get caught by his mother?"