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The principal will call me. 'Joseph doesn't have any socks.'
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Jo Koy: Live from Seattle

The principal will call me.'Joseph doesn't have any socks.' 'Yeah, because he keeps...

The principal will call me.
'Joseph doesn't have any socks.' 'Yeah, because he keeps fucking them!'"

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The principal will call me. 'Joseph doesn't have any socks.'
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'Yeah, because he keeps fucking them!'"
Duration
6 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:48
Uploaded
Jul 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Art & Industry

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Movie Summary

Between raising a teenage boy and growing up with a Filipino mother, stand-up comic Jo Koy has been through a lot. He's here to tell you all about it.
It's creepy. We'll move on from this, but I just want to keep going. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
It's creepy. We'll move on from this, but I just w...
Every guy does it, though. We haven't stopped. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
Every guy does it, though. We haven't stopped.
Five years, ten years, five days... it doesn't matter. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
Five years, ten years, five days... it doesn't matter.
I want every woman to know this: - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
I want every woman to know this:
I swear to God. There's no one creepier in this room. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
I swear to God. There's no one creepier in this room.
That guy is a creepy, creepy fuck. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
That guy is a creepy, creepy fuck.
Don't give it to him for a couple days. Watch him just, "Uhh!" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
Don't give it to him for a couple days. Watch him just,...
Shirt tucked under the chin. Did you know that, ladies? - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
Shirt tucked under the chin. Did you know that, ladies?
Because he doesn't want the bottom of the shirt to touch his dick, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:08
Because he doesn't want the bottom of the shirt to touc...
Creepy fucker's gonna wear his jerk-off shirt - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
Creepy fucker's gonna wear his jerk-off shirt
I swear to God, the diversity in this room is amazing. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
I swear to God, the diversity in this room is amazing.
No one is more indirectly racist than Filipino moms. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
No one is more indirectly racist than Filipino moms.
"Where are you, Andre?" "Right here, motherfuckers. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
"Where are you, Andre?" "Right here, motherfu...
I win again." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:08
I win again."
I took her to the kitchen. I was, like, "Mom, are you kidding me? - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
I took her to the kitchen. I was, like, "Mom, are you k...
Just because he's black, you want me to put your purse in the room? - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
Just because he's black, you want me to put your purse ...
Are you kidding me right now?" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
Are you kidding me right now?"
She just looked at me and goes, "Oh, just because he's black, Joseph, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:08
She just looked at me and goes, "Oh, just because he�...
White, black, Latino, Asian. I don't care. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
White, black, Latino, Asian. I don't care.
That's a Louis Vuitton." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:08
That's a Louis Vuitton."