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When you were in the seventh grade and you weren't smart
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Jo Koy: Live from Seattle

When you were in the seventh gradeand you weren't smart, you're definitely not gonna be...

When you were in the seventh grade
and you weren't smart, you're definitely not gonna be smart
when your kid gets to the seventh grade

Full Transcript

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When you were in the seventh grade and you weren't smart,
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you're definitely not gonna be smart when your kid gets to the seventh grade.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:20
Uploaded
Jul 12, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Art & Industry

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Movie Summary

Between raising a teenage boy and growing up with a Filipino mother, stand-up comic Jo Koy has been through a lot. He's here to tell you all about it.
Now he's getting a C-minus in Math. C-minus in Math. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
Now he's getting a C-minus in Math. C-minus in Math.
In private school, that's not good. That's failing Math. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
In private school, that's not good. That's failing...
"Hi. [chuckles] Mr. Koy. Mr. Koy, please sit down. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
"Hi. [chuckles] Mr. Koy. Mr. Koy, please sit down.
I don't want to startle you. I want to nip this in the bud. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
I don't want to startle you. I want to nip this in the ...
Just want you to know, Mr. Koy, that your son has a C-minus in Math. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
Just want you to know, Mr. Koy, that your son has a C-minus ...
I can do whatever I can over here at school, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:09
I can do whatever I can over here at school,
Let's bring that grade back up. Let's do this as a team, Mr. Koy. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
Let's bring that grade back up. Let's do this as a...
And I was, like, "You know I'm a comedian, right? - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
And I was, like, "You know I'm a comedian, right?
And I hired you to teach my son math. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
And I hired you to teach my son math.
Sounds like you owe me money." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
Sounds like you owe me money."
I'm paying college tuition for my son's seventh-grade education. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
I'm paying college tuition for my son's seventh-gr...
And then I get a call from the principal. "Mr. Koy, you forgot to pay your milk fee. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
And then I get a call from the principal. "Mr. Koy, you...
You forgot to pay your milk fee, Mr. Koy." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:09
You forgot to pay your milk fee, Mr. Koy."
I got so mad. I was filling out that paperwork, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:15
I got so mad. I was filling out that paperwork,
We couldn't afford milk, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
We couldn't afford milk,
I couldn't wait to get to school so I could actually taste calcium. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
I couldn't wait to get to school so I could actually ta...
And it's delicious when it's free." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:09
And it's delicious when it's free."
I go, "Joe, a free milk was a carton of milk - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:16
I go, "Joe, a free milk was a carton of milk
That side had too much glue. You couldn't even open that fucking side. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
That side had too much glue. You couldn't even open tha...
And when you were done with that milk, you put soil in it and a bean, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:08
And when you were done with that milk, you put soil in it an...