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Why'd you fail the test, man?
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Jo Koy: Live from Seattle

Why'd you fail the test, man?" We both left that malljust fucking crying

Why'd you fail the test, man?" We both left that mall
just fucking crying

Full Transcript

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Why'd you fail the test, man?"
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We both left that mall just fucking crying.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:21
Uploaded
Jul 09, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Art & Industry

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Movie Summary

Between raising a teenage boy and growing up with a Filipino mother, stand-up comic Jo Koy has been through a lot. He's here to tell you all about it.
You bring the grade up, it's done." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
You bring the grade up, it's done."
This is how shitty of a dad I am. Just for one week with the tutor, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:08
This is how shitty of a dad I am. Just for one week with the...
And I got that hoverboard. Oh, I fucking love that thing. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
And I got that hoverboard. Oh, I fucking love that thing.
"You want cereal?" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
"You want cereal?"
I crashed on that hoverboard. Holy shit. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
I crashed on that hoverboard. Holy shit.
Oh, my fucking hip! It's broken!" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
Oh, my fucking hip! It's broken!"
I don't know how they got past inspection. They're dangerous. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
I don't know how they got past inspection. They're...
I swear to God, it just stops mid-ride. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
I swear to God, it just stops mid-ride.
And then it catapults you across the living room at 17 miles per hour. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
And then it catapults you across the living room at 17 miles...
I'm flying through the air with a bowl of cereal, like, "What the fuck?! - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
I'm flying through the air with a bowl of cereal, like,...
Thirteen. God damn it. They grow fast, you guys. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
Thirteen. God damn it. They grow fast, you guys.
He's at that age where he doesn't want to kiss me anymore. It makes me so sad. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
He's at that age where he doesn't want to kiss me ...
I hate it. "Have a good day at school." He's like this: "All right." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
I hate it. "Have a good day at school." He's ...
I don't know what to do now. Turning into a man. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
I don't know what to do now. Turning into a man.
It's too quick. I'm not even mentally prepared for this. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
It's too quick. I'm not even mentally prepared for...
It sucked. Last year... This is when I found out. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
It sucked. Last year... This is when I found out.
He was in the pool, swimming, and I'm on the outside of the pool, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
He was in the pool, swimming, and I'm on the outside of...
And when he said "pubic hair," he meant one pubic hair. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
And when he said "pubic hair," he meant one pubic ...
Just one. It's so long, it's tickling his asshole. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
Just one. It's so long, it's tickling his asshole.
And I started crying. I go, "Why do you have a pubic hair? - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
And I started crying. I go, "Why do you have a pubic ha...