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You know I'm not lying. You can't have a dream
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Jo Koy: Live from Seattle

You know I'm not lying.You can't have a dream

You know I'm not lying.
You can't have a dream

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You know I'm not lying. You can't have a dream.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
78
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:03
Uploaded
Jul 09, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Art & Industry

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Movie Summary

Between raising a teenage boy and growing up with a Filipino mother, stand-up comic Jo Koy has been through a lot. He's here to tell you all about it.
"What are you talking about... dream?" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:08
"What are you talking about... dream?"
All your aunties are nurses, your cousins are nurses. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
All your aunties are nurses, your cousins are nurses.
Just looked at me and went like this: "Joseph, who told you you were funny? - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
Just looked at me and went like this: "Joseph, who told...
It wasn't me." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
It wasn't me."
But you know there are some nurses out there - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
But you know there are some nurses out there
There are some nurses working at the hospital - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
There are some nurses working at the hospital
"Goddamn, that nurse can dance." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
"Goddamn, that nurse can dance."
My mother did not believe in me." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
My mother did not believe in me."
It's either nurse or mailman. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
It's either nurse or mailman.
Oh, shit. My mom cried and even suggested, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
Oh, shit. My mom cried and even suggested,
Your uncles are mailmen. Your cousins, they're mailmen." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:11
Your uncles are mailmen. Your cousins, they're mailmen....
I swear to God. I asked him, "Fred, why'd you become a mailman?" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
I swear to God. I asked him, "Fred, why'd you beco...
I came home from school, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:09
I came home from school,
By the way, my uncle is one of those Filipinos that hide their accent. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
By the way, my uncle is one of those Filipinos that hide the...
He's got a thick accent, but he likes to hide the accent - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
He's got a thick accent, but he likes to hide the accen...
So, I hear you want to be a comedian?" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
So, I hear you want to be a comedian?"
Filipino moms, stop turning into Filipino moms. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
Filipino moms, stop turning into Filipino moms.
I can guarantee you right now... There's a ton of Filipinos in here, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:10
I can guarantee you right now... There's a ton of Filip...
They're beautiful at the age of 20, but right when they hit 69, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
They're beautiful at the age of 20, but right when they...
"Where are we? Seattle? Moore Theatre?" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
"Where are we? Seattle? Moore Theatre?"