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Jo Koy: Live from Seattle

"You'd better sit down back there.""I don't know where to sit

"You'd better sit down back there."
"I don't know where to sit

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"You'd better sit down back there." "I don't know where to sit.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:40
Uploaded
Jul 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Art & Industry

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Movie Summary

Between raising a teenage boy and growing up with a Filipino mother, stand-up comic Jo Koy has been through a lot. He's here to tell you all about it.
Just let me... let me sit on the edge." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:09
Just let me... let me sit on the edge."
I've got to stop spoiling him. I spoil him too much. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
I've got to stop spoiling him. I spoil him too much.
And yes, it's for him, but he doesn't know that it's actually for us. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
And yes, it's for him, but he doesn't know that it...
All that cool shit he has, I want it, too. I want it so bad. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
All that cool shit he has, I want it, too. I want it so bad.
I go, "Joe, you want a PS4 for Christmas?" He goes, "No." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
I go, "Joe, you want a PS4 for Christmas?" He goes...
I want all that shit. I want all those toys. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
I want all that shit. I want all those toys.
And I'm holding back, but it's hard. It's so damn hard. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
And I'm holding back, but it's hard. It's so ...
We went to the mall. This was, like, seven months ago, eight months ago. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
We went to the mall. This was, like, seven months ago, eight...
And the kiosk with the hoverboards. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
And the kiosk with the hoverboards.
Oh, shit. And my son got on it like a fucking natural. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
Oh, shit. And my son got on it like a fucking natural.
Dad! I've got to have this, Dad. I've got to have this." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:08
Dad! I've got to have this, Dad. I've got to have ...
I go, "Yes, we do." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:08
I go, "Yes, we do."
I was, like, "No. I can't buy that for you." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:09
I was, like, "No. I can't buy that for you."
Bring the grade up to a B, and I'll buy it for you." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:11
Bring the grade up to a B, and I'll buy it for you.&quo...
Why'd you fail the test, man?" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
Why'd you fail the test, man?"
You bring the grade up, it's done." - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:04
You bring the grade up, it's done."
This is how shitty of a dad I am. Just for one week with the tutor, - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:08
This is how shitty of a dad I am. Just for one week with the...
And I got that hoverboard. Oh, I fucking love that thing. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:05
And I got that hoverboard. Oh, I fucking love that thing.
"You want cereal?" - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:07
"You want cereal?"
I crashed on that hoverboard. Holy shit. - Jo Koy: Live from Seattle 00:06
I crashed on that hoverboard. Holy shit.