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Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum

"Did anyone return Jurassic Park?" And then he goes, "No, but we have somecoming in, in...

"Did anyone return Jurassic Park?" And then he goes, "No, but we have some
coming in, in two hours." "I'll wait!" And you fucking stood there
by the counter

Full Transcript

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"Did anyone return Jurassic Park?"
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And then he goes, "No, but we have some coming in, in two hours."
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"I'll wait!" And you fucking stood there by the counter.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:00
Uploaded
Mar 25, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

It follows Jo as he gushes about his relationship with his teenage son along with sharing the struggles of living with sleep apnea and much more.
And you looked out that window where the return drop was, like a nerd, - Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum 00:07
And you looked out that window where the return drop was, li...
Then you'd see people dropping covers in, - Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum 00:07
Then you'd see people dropping covers in,
You saw one go in. It had letters J and U. You were like, "Oh! I think that was...". - Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum 00:05
You saw one go in. It had letters J and U. You were like, &q...
"Sir! I think he just dropped Jurassic Park!" - Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum 00:11
"Sir! I think he just dropped Jurassic Park!"
And you're like, "Thank you so much. Yes!" - Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum 00:07
And you're like, "Thank you so much. Yes!"
You know, I drink bottles... I drink this bottled water, - Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum 00:11
You know, I drink bottles... I drink this bottled water,
Because one day my son came home from school. - Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum 00:05
Because one day my son came home from school.
He was really young, and he came back with a note from the teacher that said, - Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum 00:29
He was really young, and he came back with a note from the t...
This fucker doesn't even know what it is. We both don't know. - Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum 00:06
This fucker doesn't even know what it is. We both don&#...
I go, "Why are they turning off the water fountains, Joe? What is this all about?" - Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum 00:17
I go, "Why are they turning off the water fountains, Jo...
They're turning off all the water fountains at the school. Shut them off! - Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum 00:05
They're turning off all the water fountains at the scho...
I had to start buying bottled waters - Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum 00:08
I had to start buying bottled waters
That minute when each class had to come out? - Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum 00:05
That minute when each class had to come out?
Each class got to come out - Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum 00:10
Each class got to come out
And all the other kids would count. "One one-thousand, - Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum 00:09
And all the other kids would count. "One one-thousand,
"Four one-thousand, five one-thousand, six one-thousand..." - Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum 00:16
"Four one-thousand, five one-thousand, six one-thousand...
Because the plumber that installed the fountain put the water pressure so low, - Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum 00:10
Because the plumber that installed the fountain put the wate...
What the fuck was that? COVID-14? - Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum 00:05
What the fuck was that? COVID-14?
You looked at your friend. "You guys thirsty?" "Yeah!" - Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum 00:11
You looked at your friend. "You guys thirsty?" &qu...
That was communal! Anyone got to use that shit. - Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum 00:05
That was communal! Anyone got to use that shit.