I was going to Connecticut, and I told my son. I go, "Joe, look.I'm going to Connecticut,...
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I was going to Connecticut, and I told my son. I go, "Joe, look.
I'm going to Connecticut, all right?" "And if you throw a party,
I'm going to know." "So don't throw a party." And my son goes,
"Dad, I'm not going to throw a party." I go, "Joe, just listen to me.
Don't throw a party, okay?" "Don't do it." He goes,
"Dad, I'm not going to throw a party." "I promise. I won't invite anybody." I go, "Listen to me. Just hear me out.
If you throw a party, Joe, and one of your friends
jumps into the pool and breaks their fucking neck, they're going to sue me, and everything I've worked so hard for, to give to you when I leave this earth, is going to go to dipshit Dave
I'm going to Connecticut, all right?" "And if you throw a party,
I'm going to know." "So don't throw a party." And my son goes,
"Dad, I'm not going to throw a party." I go, "Joe, just listen to me.
Don't throw a party, okay?" "Don't do it." He goes,
"Dad, I'm not going to throw a party." "I promise. I won't invite anybody." I go, "Listen to me. Just hear me out.
If you throw a party, Joe, and one of your friends
jumps into the pool and breaks their fucking neck, they're going to sue me, and everything I've worked so hard for, to give to you when I leave this earth, is going to go to dipshit Dave
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I was going to Connecticut,
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and I told my son. I go, "Joe, look.
I'm going to Connecticut, all right?"
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"And if you throw a party,
I'm going to know."
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"So don't throw a party."
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And my son goes,
"Dad, I'm not going to throw a party."
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I go, "Joe, just listen to me.
Don't throw a party, okay?"
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"Don't do it." He goes,
"Dad, I'm not going to throw a party."
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"I promise. I won't invite anybody."
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I go, "Listen to me. Just hear me out.
If you throw a party, Joe,
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and one of your friends
jumps into the pool
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and breaks their fucking neck,
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they're going to sue me,
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and everything I've worked so hard for,
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to give to you when I leave this earth,
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is going to go to dipshit Dave...
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Movie Summary
It follows Jo as he gushes about his relationship with his teenage son along with sharing the struggles of living with sleep apnea and much more.
