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Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum

I'm this close to dying, and I fucking win every time.I wake up a survivor

I'm this close to dying, and I fucking win every time.
I wake up a survivor

Full Transcript

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I'm this close to dying,
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and I fucking win every time. I wake up a survivor.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:58
Uploaded
Mar 25, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

It follows Jo as he gushes about his relationship with his teenage son along with sharing the struggles of living with sleep apnea and much more.
I do! Sleep apnea. But no one respects it, - Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum 00:09
I do! Sleep apnea. But no one respects it,
That's why guys hate that. That's the only thing that will cure us, - Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum 00:07
That's why guys hate that. That's the only thing t...
I guarantee there's a guy in here, right now, - Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum 00:07
I guarantee there's a guy in here, right now,
Listen! Fucking idiot!" - Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum 00:07
Listen! Fucking idiot!"
"Right here! This cocksucker, right here!" - Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum 00:06
"Right here! This cocksucker, right here!"
- Absolutely not. - Look! "Absolutely not." - Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum 00:14
- Absolutely not. - Look! "Absolutely not."
Four years! She loves you, dude. Wear the goddamn mask! - Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum 00:05
Four years! She loves you, dude. Wear the goddamn mask!
That's what it will say on his tombstone. "Fuck Dylan." - Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum 00:08
That's what it will say on his tombstone. "Fuck Dy...
She's getting ready to marry you. Why are you embarrassed? - Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum 00:05
She's getting ready to marry you. Why are you embarrass...
That shit... Any potential of having a relationship, - Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum 00:08
That shit... Any potential of having a relationship,
It got to the point where I'd hook up with a chick - Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum 00:07
It got to the point where I'd hook up with a chick
This one girl got mad, like, "What the fuck? Seriously?" - Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum 00:13
This one girl got mad, like, "What the fuck? Seriously?...
And it's embarrassing and I don't want you to see that. That's all." - Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum 00:29
And it's embarrassing and I don't want you to see ...
"It's way bigger than that." - Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum 00:15
"It's way bigger than that."
If you were single... Dude, there's other things - Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum 00:07
If you were single... Dude, there's other things
He's seen it in 4K? Man, fuck this guy! - Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum 00:06
He's seen it in 4K? Man, fuck this guy!
And there's probably kids in here that are like, 14 or 13, going, - Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum 00:11
And there's probably kids in here that are like, 14 or ...
And it was huge! Huge, like... - Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum 00:06
And it was huge! Huge, like...
Zoom. Press zoom. Zoom. - Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum 00:05
Zoom. Press zoom. Zoom.
My mom recorded me on a camcorder. - Jo Koy: Live from the Los Angeles Forum 00:05
My mom recorded me on a camcorder.