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Don't let the doorhit your arse on the way out

Joan • S01E04 • 2024
Don't let the door
hit your arse on the way out

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Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:00
Uploaded
Apr 02, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
crime, drama

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Movie Summary

A mother in despair is swept up into the exhilarating world of crime as she swings between trying to get her daughter back from social services and building a daring, thriving career as a jewel thief.
S01 • E03 I just... I need a pick-me-up. Well, I could open some brandy. - Joan 00:06
I just... I need a pick-me-up. Well, I could open some brand...
S01 • E02 Not a single chip on this, mint condition. Incredibly rare. - Joan 00:06
Not a single chip on this, mint condition. Incredibly rare.
S01 • E03 Of course, if I could afford to heat this bastard place, - Joan 00:07
Of course, if I could afford to heat this bastard place,
S01 • E04 I can't fight Kelly's adoption with the police sniffing around. - Joan 00:05
I can't fight Kelly's adoption with the police sni...
S01 • E01 DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES - Joan 00:07
DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES
S01 • E02 Now, you see the gilding here? That's all hand painted. - Joan 00:06
Now, you see the gilding here? That's all hand painted.
S01 • E03 It was, before my husband walked out, left me with all the bills. - Joan 00:07
It was, before my husband walked out, left me with all the b...
S01 • E04 They didn't find anything. Yeah, but if they do, - Joan 00:06
They didn't find anything. Yeah, but if they do,
S01 • E02 Look at that coral pattern. So... - Joan 00:05
Look at that coral pattern. So...
S01 • E04 Are you fucking serious? What do you suggest, Joan? - Joan 00:06
Are you fucking serious? What do you suggest, Joan?
S01 • E06 1920s cigarette case? Absolute steal at £15. - Joan 00:07
1920s cigarette case? Absolute steal at £15.
S01 • E03 Can't believe that anyone would abandon a little poppet like you. - Joan 00:06
Can't believe that anyone would abandon a little poppet...
S01 • E05 So, your bail hearing's on Monday. - Joan 00:05
So, your bail hearing's on Monday.
S01 • E03 He packed a bag and said he was "going on the run." - Joan 00:09
He packed a bag and said he was "going on the run."...
S01 • E05 I'll contact you when we get a date for court, - Joan 00:06
I'll contact you when we get a date for court,
S01 • E01 What did you do? - Joan 00:06
What did you do?
S01 • E02 Cos, Joan, prior to that, they didn't indent the saucers. - Joan 00:06
Cos, Joan, prior to that, they didn't indent the saucer...
S01 • E06 Well, Joan's in the business. You know that, Val. - Joan 00:06
Well, Joan's in the business. You know that, Val.
S01 • E05 The most important thing you can do between now and then - Joan 00:06
The most important thing you can do between now and then
S01 • E04 So, no more diamonds, no more furs? - Joan 00:07
So, no more diamonds, no more furs?