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Joe Dirt:
Hey man, you done with that apple core? Bondi:
[farts]
I'm done with that fart. You want that? Joe Dirt:
Maybe if it came out of Charlene Tilton's ass I'd take a bite. Bondi:
Yeah, you probably like JR you queer. I saw your bumper sticker: Cowboy's Butts Drive Me Nuts! Joe Dirt:
Is that right? You think that's queer? Is this queer? [slapping muscles] Joe Dirt:
They're large and in charge and lookin' for chickies. Bondi:
You wanna back that up? Joe Dirt:
You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air. Bondi:
That's it. You and me, let's go. Joe Dirt:
You know I'd love to beat your ass all up and down this place but I gotta go back to work. Oil Rig Boss:
Joe Dirt, your fired. Here's your week's pay. Joe Dirt:
Dang
Hey man, you done with that apple core? Bondi:
[farts]
I'm done with that fart. You want that? Joe Dirt:
Maybe if it came out of Charlene Tilton's ass I'd take a bite. Bondi:
Yeah, you probably like JR you queer. I saw your bumper sticker: Cowboy's Butts Drive Me Nuts! Joe Dirt:
Is that right? You think that's queer? Is this queer? [slapping muscles] Joe Dirt:
They're large and in charge and lookin' for chickies. Bondi:
You wanna back that up? Joe Dirt:
You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air. Bondi:
That's it. You and me, let's go. Joe Dirt:
You know I'd love to beat your ass all up and down this place but I gotta go back to work. Oil Rig Boss:
Joe Dirt, your fired. Here's your week's pay. Joe Dirt:
Dang
Full Transcript
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Hey man you done with that apple core
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I'm done with that fart You want that
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Maybe if it came out of Charlene Tilton's ass I'd take a bite
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Yeah you probably like J R you queer
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I saw your bumper sticker Cowboys' butts drive me nuts
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Is that right You think that's queer
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Is this queer They're large and in charge and lookin' for chickies
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You wanna back that up
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You wanna fight
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Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air
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That's it You and me Let's go
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You know I would I'd love to beat your ass up and down this place
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I got to go back to work
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Yo Dirt You're fired
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Here's your week's pay
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Movie Summary
After being abandoned by his parents at the Grand Canyon, Joe Dirt tells the story of his journey to find his parents.
