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Joe Dirt:
[tearfully]
Why did you do that to me? I was only eight years old - I was just a little kid. Do you have any idea what it's like to be a kid and have nobody around to talk to? No one that cares if you're alive or dead? Every day you just think you're worthless and there's a void in your life? Joe's Mom:
[chuckles]
Oh, come on, honey. Joe's Dad:
Lighten up, buddy. [Joe goes real upset] Joe's Mom:
[takes a clown figurine]
Lose that frown. When you're down, stare at a clown. [Joe stands up and takes it] Joe's Dad:
That's right, boy. Joe's Mom:
[hits him]
Hey, Sit down! Sit down! You're blocking the cameras! The cameras can't see! Joe's Dad:
Move over a bit! Joe Dirt:
[angrily breaks the clown to the wall]
I don't care about that! AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS! Joe's Dad:
Hey! What the hell are you doing? [Joe walks up and kicks down a shelf of clowns destroying them all] Joe Dirt:
[leaves in tears]
And I don't want to see you for another 25 years! Reporter at Parent's House:
[leaves with the crew]
Joe, wait! Joe's Mom:
My God! Oh, my clowns! Look at my clowns! I wish he never found us! Look what he did to my children! Oh, no! Hey! Hey, TV people! Hey, TV people! Joe's Dad:
Hey, you're grounded! Where are you all going? Hey, come on! You don't have to follow him just because he's going!
[tearfully]
Why did you do that to me? I was only eight years old - I was just a little kid. Do you have any idea what it's like to be a kid and have nobody around to talk to? No one that cares if you're alive or dead? Every day you just think you're worthless and there's a void in your life? Joe's Mom:
[chuckles]
Oh, come on, honey. Joe's Dad:
Lighten up, buddy. [Joe goes real upset] Joe's Mom:
[takes a clown figurine]
Lose that frown. When you're down, stare at a clown. [Joe stands up and takes it] Joe's Dad:
That's right, boy. Joe's Mom:
[hits him]
Hey, Sit down! Sit down! You're blocking the cameras! The cameras can't see! Joe's Dad:
Move over a bit! Joe Dirt:
[angrily breaks the clown to the wall]
I don't care about that! AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS! Joe's Dad:
Hey! What the hell are you doing? [Joe walks up and kicks down a shelf of clowns destroying them all] Joe Dirt:
[leaves in tears]
And I don't want to see you for another 25 years! Reporter at Parent's House:
[leaves with the crew]
Joe, wait! Joe's Mom:
My God! Oh, my clowns! Look at my clowns! I wish he never found us! Look what he did to my children! Oh, no! Hey! Hey, TV people! Hey, TV people! Joe's Dad:
Hey, you're grounded! Where are you all going? Hey, come on! You don't have to follow him just because he's going!
Full Transcript
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How could you do that to me I was only eight years old
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I was just a little kid
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Do you have any idea what it's like to be a kid and have nobody around to talk to
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No one that cares if you're alive or dead
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Every day you just think you're worthless and there's a void in your life
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Come on honey Lose that frown Lighten up buddy
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When you're down stare at a clown
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That's right Hey sit down
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You're blockin' the cameras Move over
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I don't care about that And I don't care about you
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And I don't wanna see you for another 25 years
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Joe wait
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I wish he'd never found us Look what he did to my children
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Hey hey TV people
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Hey you're grounded Hey TV people Why are y'all goin' away
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Come over here You don't have to follow him
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Movie Summary
After being abandoned by his parents at the Grand Canyon, Joe Dirt tells the story of his journey to find his parents.
