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Joe Dirt:
[after finally finding his parents]
I - I - I don't mean to interrupt your clown pitch there, but - but how exactly do you not go right back to the place where you saw me? [the news crew goes baffled] Joe's Dad:
[sarcastically]
Hey! How exactly is a rainbow made? How exactly does a sun set? How exactly does a posi-trac rear-end on a Plymouth work? It just does. [guffaws] Joe's Mom:
It just does. Joe Dirt:
[sternly]
I'm not talking about a posi-trac; I'm talking about me. How long did you look for me before you gave up? How lone were you riding in that car before you realized I wasn't in it? Exactly how long? [a few seconds of silence] Joe's Dad:
All right! We didn't lose him; we just left him. So what? The dude's doing fine! Look at him! [guffaws again] Joe's Mom:
He look good
[after finally finding his parents]
I - I - I don't mean to interrupt your clown pitch there, but - but how exactly do you not go right back to the place where you saw me? [the news crew goes baffled] Joe's Dad:
[sarcastically]
Hey! How exactly is a rainbow made? How exactly does a sun set? How exactly does a posi-trac rear-end on a Plymouth work? It just does. [guffaws] Joe's Mom:
It just does. Joe Dirt:
[sternly]
I'm not talking about a posi-trac; I'm talking about me. How long did you look for me before you gave up? How lone were you riding in that car before you realized I wasn't in it? Exactly how long? [a few seconds of silence] Joe's Dad:
All right! We didn't lose him; we just left him. So what? The dude's doing fine! Look at him! [guffaws again] Joe's Mom:
He look good
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I don't mean to interrupt your clown pitch there
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but But how exactly do you not go right back to the place
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where you saw me
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Hey how exactly is a rainbow made
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How exactly does the sun set
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How exactly does the Posi Trac rear end on a Plymouth work
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It just does It just does
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I'm not talkin' about Posi Trac
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I'm talkin' about me
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How long did you look for me before you gave up
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How long were you ridin' in that car before you realized I wasn't in it
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Exactly how long
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All right We didn't lose him
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We just left him So what The dude's doin' fine
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Look at him
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Movie Summary
After being abandoned by his parents at the Grand Canyon, Joe Dirt tells the story of his journey to find his parents.
