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Now this ain't no flapjack Gotta go real easy
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Joe Dirt

Now, this ain't no flapjack, so I'm gonna be real careful, I won't look

[Trying to scrape Charlie the dog's testicles off the frozen porch] Joe Dirt:
Now, this ain't no flapjack, so I'm gonna be real careful, I won't look

Full Transcript

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Now this ain't no flapjack Gotta go real easy
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Should loosen it up a little bit
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And I'm gonna go I don't wanna look I'm sorry
Duration
15 seconds
Views
486
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:31
Uploaded
Nov 22, 2022
Genres
adventure, comedy, drama
Production
Columbia Pictures,Happy Madison Productions,RSC Media

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Movie Summary

After being abandoned by his parents at the Grand Canyon, Joe Dirt tells the story of his journey to find his parents.

Actors

David Spade
Joe Dirt
David Spade
Dirt did I get you - Joe Dirt 00:06
Dirt did I get you
You'll stick your head out the window and check out chick dogs going - Joe Dirt 00:15
You'll stick your head out the window and check out...
Hey man you done with that apple core - Joe Dirt 00:48
Hey man you done with that apple core
You wanna fight - Joe Dirt 00:05
You wanna fight
Luckily my neck broke my fall - Joe Dirt 00:05
Luckily my neck broke my fall
The guy doing the police sketch thought I was messin' with him - Joe Dirt 00:17
The guy doing the police sketch thought I was messin'...
Well I see you got them snakes and sparklers - Joe Dirt 00:36
Well I see you got them snakes and sparklers
So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats - Joe Dirt 00:48
So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no...
I got the poo on me - Joe Dirt 00:04
I got the poo on me
Don't you get it man Stinky stuff is your milieu Okay This is your deal - Joe Dirt 00:14
Don't you get it man Stinky stuff is your milieu Okay...
That's not an option You got to keep on keepin' on - Joe Dirt 00:05
That's not an option You got to keep on keepin' on
Hey Joe did you use the stuff with the tiny scrubbing bubbles - Joe Dirt 00:11
Hey Joe did you use the stuff with the tiny scrubbing...
Things are gonna happen for me - Joe Dirt 00:13
Things are gonna happen for me
People like that security guard - Joe Dirt 00:33
People like that security guard
So later on today I'm pickin' up my Hemi Road Runner That's right I said Hemi - Joe Dirt 00:28
So later on today I'm pickin' up my Hemi Road...
Well I was born without the top of my skull - Joe Dirt 00:19
Well I was born without the top of my skull
But you know until then we're the people to see - Joe Dirt 00:13
But you know until then we're the people to see
If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me - Joe Dirt 00:09
If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it...
She's your sister dude She's gotta be And you made out with her man - Joe Dirt 00:31
She's your sister dude She's gotta be And you made...
That's so flat Awesome - Joe Dirt 00:12
That's so flat Awesome