So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, no Roman Candles, or screaming...
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Joe Dirt:
So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, no Roman Candles, or screaming mimis?
Kicking Wing:
No.
Joe Dirt:
Oh come on, man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?
Kicking Wing:
No, I don't.
Joe Dirt:
You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
Kicking Wing:
No... because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.
Joe Dirt:
Well that might be your problem, it's not what you like, it's the consumer.
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So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats
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no Roman candles or Screamin' Mimis
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No Come on man
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You don't got no Ladyfingers
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Buzz Bottles Snicker Bombs Church Burners Finger Blasters
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Gut Busters Zip a Dee do dahs or Crap Flappers
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No I don't
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You're gonna stand there owning a fireworks stand
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and tell me you don't have no Whistling Bungholes
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no Spleen Splitters Whisker Biscuits
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Honky Lighters Husker Du's Husker Don'ts
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Cherry Bombs Nipsy Dazers with or without the scooter stick
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or one single Whistling Kitty Chaser
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No Wha
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'Cause snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like
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Well that might be your problem
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It's not what you like It's the consumer
Clip duration: 48 seconds
Views: 306
Timestamp in movie: 00h 30m 38s
Uploaded: 22 November, 2022
Genres: adventure, comedy, drama
Summary: After being abandoned by his parents at the Grand Canyon, Joe Dirt tells the story of his journey to find his parents.
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